They knew good and well that if the escalator stopped working, they could be trapped for days
"This 72-hour WoW marathon is gonna be the shit."
"Do you like escalators?" "Eh, depends"
Man, that must be one huge mall.
She totally Craptioned her pants!
one way to avoid getting raped is to poop yourself
What "public toilet" means in Alabama.
these x-ray specs really work... ewww...
On Black Friday, you can't waste time on mundane things like restroom breaks.
Upskirt sites, this is on YOUR heads.
I think they're flying Incontinental Airlines. (And you're welcome.)
Oh, look. French people.
"Depends... Because you're just too lazy to give a shit"
They're looking for the NASA booth at job fair.
Most awkward smuggling ever.