Craptions Classics December 08, 2009

They knew good and well that if the escalator stopped working, they could be trapped for days

Ceveron

Other Craptions

"This 72-hour WoW marathon is gonna be the shit."

"Do you like escalators?" "Eh, depends"

Ilink

Man, that must be one huge mall.

CavalierX

She totally Craptioned her pants!

Mothra24

one way to avoid getting raped is to poop yourself

gypsy61

What "public toilet" means in Alabama.

jtklove

these x-ray specs really work... ewww...

bubblebrain

On Black Friday, you can't waste time on mundane things like restroom breaks.

zbeebs

Upskirt sites, this is on YOUR heads.

Julius_Goat

I think they're flying Incontinental Airlines. (And you're welcome.)

Versus

Oh, look. French people.

jtklove

"Depends... Because you're just too lazy to give a shit"

CavalierX

They're looking for the NASA booth at job fair.

Julius_Goat

Most awkward smuggling ever.

spectre_vampire
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