Other Craptions

"This 72-hour WoW marathon is gonna be the shit."

"Do you like escalators?" "Eh, depends"

Man, that must be one huge mall.

She totally Craptioned her pants!

one way to avoid getting raped is to poop yourself

What "public toilet" means in Alabama.

these x-ray specs really work... ewww...

On Black Friday, you can't waste time on mundane things like restroom breaks.

Upskirt sites, this is on YOUR heads.

I think they're flying Incontinental Airlines. (And you're welcome.)

Oh, look. French people.

"Depends... Because you're just too lazy to give a shit"

They're looking for the NASA booth at job fair.

Most awkward smuggling ever.

Some people who fly coach still want to be Pampered. (I am so sorry.)

If I say she has a nice ass, am I a pedophile?

I'll just take the stairs, thanks.

Good idea Clyde, it would have been so embarrassing if I wet my pants again in public

What a dump. You know, the mall.

One thing you never want to get stuck behind on the escalator is a bunch of people in adult diapers. Trust me on this one.

"No, you're full of shit!"

Awesome, now I don't have to look for any porn online today

Stairway to Heavy Diapers

No, YOU search them for shoplifted items!

Today's Craption is just a BUTT-LOAD of Crap!

Some drunks come prepared

Prepared, the Smith family boarded their first ever escalator.

Do you have a problem going? Or going to frequently? Well then put on a pair of huggies, freak.

I'd totally masturbate to this, but I'm Catholic. I don't think I could handle the guilt.

They are wearing pull-ups...Daddy should have pulled-out.

I totally "get" these people. I don't trust public restrooms either

Now we can eat at Jack in the Box all we like worry-free!

They don't just walk up the escalator. They have the runs.

If these people come to your store and ask for "change", do NOT give it to them.

The escalator isn't the only thing having continuous movements.

Depends. Not just for the elderly mall walkers anymore.

"Guys, can we stopped for a second? I'm pooped."

These people can tool around at liberty, but I show up wearing a jock and a Shatner mask and all of the sudden people decide to "notify security."

Ironically, her name is Winnie.

Looks like someone's trying the Alli diet

You think this is bad, you should see the freight elevators.

Just a normal day at the Moscow Galleria.

Mitch Hedberg said an escalator could never be broken. Mitch Hedberg was WRONG, man.

They don't know where they'll be when diarrhea strikes, but they've got all of their bases covered just in case.

"Uhh... no ma'am, you CANNOT return those panties!"

How long is this flight going to be?

What happens when you're raised by your grandma.

So THAT'S Victoria's Secret.

The last thing Bill ever saw before the diaper burst and blinded him permanently.