Other Craptions

Somebody has a small penis.

Hip-hoptimus Prime

OK, Kanye. We get it. Your music is great.

Taste? Where we're going... we don't need taste.

This is Spinal Tank!

In an awful twist of fate, he's a Nickelback fan.

Rock-timus Prime

Pimp My Hearing Aid.

It gets 150 decibels per gallon.

Just off camera: A dozen pedestrians with their ears shooting blood.

Now that's how you Boom, Boom, Pow, bitches.

We'll get Al Quaeda out of them caves! Crank up the new Miley Cyrus song!

It runs on good vibrations.

Flight of the Valkyries never sounded so Fucking Awesome!

"BERNARD, THIS IS YOUR MOM, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME... STOP MASTURBATING!!! BERNARD THOMPSON, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, THIS IS YOUR MOM..."

Dude....I STILL can't hear it. Are you sure it's turned ALL the way up?

This is why you don't let the groom hire the wedding reception music.

nickelback tour bus

It doesn't have turning signals, because frankly no one gives a shit where it's going.

Sanford and Son: The Next Generation

The Fast and the Furious and the Hard of Hearing

We will overcome the Zombie uprising...with the power of DANCE!

56 Amps, 18 subwoofers, 4 wheels and 1 dickhead

I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it.

The worlds most badass principal calls you to the office even when you skip school.

Not again... Why does my battery keep dying?

When Nancy Pelosi became Speaker of the House, she found a way to work it into every aspect of her life.

Well, that's just 17 different kinds of AWESOME!

"ONE NIGHT ONLY, THE BLUES BROTHERS, BRING THE KIDS"

The doomsday device from the Legion of Deaf.

"Seems a little overboard for Hank Williams, but whatever floats your boat, dude."

Batman was trying to stay 'hip'. He was trying too hard.

Investing your money: you're doing it wrong.

So his penis is a negative length? I'm using the "take off an inch for every speaker" measuring system.

This one goes to eleven miles per hour.

Mr. Valen Halen, your Limo is here.

All this work and it's still not raining men.

Today, Brad will rock everyone like a hurricane.

Tired of Blue-Tooth owners having the Douche-Market cornered, Kyle employs an approach of his own.

Maybe you'll vote for my Craption if I add a little VOLUME!!!

The Voices of Academia Conference came to a standstill due to a miscommunication about the hiring of speakers.

"You! On the computer. Come see the fabulous Blues Brothers Show and Review. Tonight at the House of Blues."

Dude REALLY likes NPR.

Cripes, I think I went out with that guy once in high school. *shudder*

...and it has an Ipod docking station!

Mine goes to 11.

Finally, how Celine Dion was truly meant to be experienced.

Crank Datmobile

Looking at this made my property decrease in value.