Craptions Classics December 06, 2009

When I heard about a "Latino chick with a nice ass in a fiery live show" this isn't what I had in mind.

racedogg2

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My little pony, sacrificial pony...

Ceveron

Well, that certainly is a reverse cowgirl position. Not the one I was hoping to see...

You recorded this? Damn you Tivo suggestions!

Rengoku

The poor horse never even saw the Delorean coming.

WeezelNation

That fire has them completely trapped.

Ceveron

I've got to fart, but I don't know which way to lean

Rengoku

This is how they play hot lava in Mexico.

arifat81

The horse was furious. He was tired of his coworker getting all the recognition just because he was retarded.

Fkelleghan

"Dude, I can't just shit in public like you do..."

spud

I don't think this is the donkey show that Carlos Mencia had in mind.

Rengoku

I wanted to sit on my ass, but he was having none of it...

Brett-Butler

Well it's somewhat less pathetic than that Bulls/Raptors game last night

Ceveron

Go on boy! The gods need appeasen!

Ceveron

Free your mind, and your ass will follow.

Fkelleghan
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