Other Craptions

My little pony, sacrificial pony...

Well, that certainly is a reverse cowgirl position. Not the one I was hoping to see...

You recorded this? Damn you Tivo suggestions!

The poor horse never even saw the Delorean coming.

That fire has them completely trapped.

I've got to fart, but I don't know which way to lean

This is how they play hot lava in Mexico.

The horse was furious. He was tired of his coworker getting all the recognition just because he was retarded.

"Dude, I can't just shit in public like you do..."

I don't think this is the donkey show that Carlos Mencia had in mind.

I wanted to sit on my ass, but he was having none of it...

Well it's somewhat less pathetic than that Bulls/Raptors game last night

Go on boy! The gods need appeasen!

Free your mind, and your ass will follow.

Thank you for your entry, but we would like to remind all of our contestants that this is a poetry competition!

I asked to be led to water, but noooooooo, you had to take me to fire. Damn you.

You thought you'd seen the last of the East-German Weight-Lifting girls, think again.

During Superbowl XLIV, Beyonce has a "wardrobe malfunction" when her ass pops out onstage during the halftime show.

"OK, Ed, now just brace yourself. I'm going to jump and try to land on the goat's back."

Learning to work with your first seeing-eye horse is harder than you'd expect.

"Eeek! a mouse!!!"

And yet, it's better than the main attraction: Sarah Palin's speech

Now THAT'S a Mexican Girl N Pony Show!

Just then, the alfalfa kicked in.

"Oh fuck, I forgot my lines..." _ _ "Well say something, we look like two asses standing up here."

Has the barbecue started yet? I'm starved.

Horses AND fire? We're sorry, that's too interesting to be an Olympic sport.

Blazing Saddles.

"Okay, so let me get this straight, I stand on a bucket, lift up a fucking horse as a trail of gunpowder and petrol is lit, and only seven people show the fuck up?"

"So You Think You Can Equestrian" promises to be next fall's big smash hit.

After the Minnesota Vikings set their stadium on fire, the Dallas Cowboys retaliated the best way they knew how: drinking a lot of alcohol, and taking suggestions from Jessica Simpson.

Dammit why did I pay for the extra sports channels?!

The sparse crowd roared their approval. Sadly, it was a spelling bee, and both contestant and horse were disqualified.

Negotiations with the fire ants for a safe passage out was NOT going well.

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Batman's Villain's traps just kept getting weirder...

And still more people here then at an NHL game.

Try as they may, NOTHING is bringing fans to Cleveland Browns games anymore!

Worst Medieval Times show ever!

Oh no! Whatever could save them? Oh wait I know...peripheral vision.

Don't worry little puss, I've gotten us out of worse.

Great turnout this year!

Mississippi is proud to bring you its Biloxi 4th of July spectacular!

And that was the last time the Tonto lighted one of Silver's farts

The grass MAY NOT be greener on the other side...but AT LEAST it isn't ON FIRE!

Edgar Allan Horse

Obviously, the tractor pull was cancelled

...And it FINALLY broke the horses back

Still a better turn out than the Spice Girls reunion.