Other Craptions

December 5th 2009: The day WOW users became self aware.

7-11 did NOT have my favorite slurpee flavor.

Fed up with the endless "pirates vs. ninjas" debates, the Vikings brought it on.

Sure he reached level 70, but at what price?

In a desperate attempt to fit in with the other Vikings, Ralph plundered his own house.

Honey, I'm home!

"Hi Thor. Next time could you just ring the doorbell?"

All HAIL BRETT FAVRE!

I sold my soul to the devil and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

"Let's see... that was 'kill the women, loot the men...' no, 'burn the men, loot the women...' wait, it was 'kill the village, rape the loot...' Dammit!"

Minnesota is getting serious about their football team.

Year book photos in 500 B.C. were hardcore.

"Billy Mays here, from the afterlife. Folks, have I got a kitchen utensil for you ..."

"I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically, pyrotechnically."

Pirates and Ninjas got nothing on him

He gave them 3 chances to apologize for making fun of his hat, then he punished them all with a shit ton of ragnarok...

Where am I going? and why am I in this HANDBASKET????

Little Joel thought it would be just awesome if he used dad's yacht to give Mr. fluffykins an old-fashioned viking funeral

Mrs. Bay, we are concerned about what your son Michael finger paints.

"No, you can't borrow my hammer! Fucking neighbors."

When vikings get cold, they know how to get warm

This is where you end up when you take pictures of kids and asses.

"Can't... get... this... fucking... bird... off... of... my FACE!!!"

Raping and pillaging... It's only funny until it happens to you

THIS...IS...hey, where the hell are we??

I don't give a shit about this Craption, I saw two squirrels boning today.

When Men Cook.

Not intended for use on Axes or Swords. May cause fire.

My last wife's attorney...

Tiger Woods, your wife is here

You know, after a long night swinging that hammer, he's going to be Mighty Thor.

THIS guy won't stop stalking me, I am never using e-Harmony ever again!

Look out, Judge Judy has menopause.

THIS...IS...NOT GOOD! Mom and dad will be home any minute!

"Where the hell are my 70 virgins?"

You kind of KNEW that Hell would have opera, didn't you?

Boy, now I really feel like a Norse's axe.

Five seconds later, France kicked this guy's ass.

The pillaging only lasted for a half-hour. Then Dexter's mom arrived in her minivan to take him home...

You axed for it!

Going to hell in a hand basket is actually the least gay part of it.

The pillage idiot.

"Heads up, fellas. DO NOT try to chip flint with your axe."

Michael Bay re-enacts the story of Moses and the burning bush.

Hey kids!! The babysitter is here!

Suddenly, a shot rang out!

Maybe next time you'll take me seriously when I ask for feathered tips with my hair cut!

OK, Jared, you lost weight with Subway sandwiches. Don't think that makes you some kind of godlike superhero, OK?

Is he wearing viking spectacles?