When's that bitch getting back with our food?
"We rode our bikes 50 miles for this?"
How the first humans caught the bird flu.
Be very very quiet I am hunting tourists
Stephen Colbert's kids await his return
1969: Linda, Gordon and Mr. Hooper wait patiently. The big bird would soon be back, then they'd have the star of their children show
burt reynolds mustache still gets ass
We biked 400 miles... for this? I hate you.
If Noah had been born in Mississippi.
Fort Apache, WTFistan.
"Are you sure these World Cup tickets are legit??"
I'm still not sure WHY you want a gigantic bird to vomit food down your throat, but this is the way to do it.
Great, worms for dinner again.
We rode our bikes for hours all the way out here for THIS?!
Jerry and Susan couldn't wait to be empty-nesters.