Other Craptions

Thanks, e-Farmony!

Turns out the pony's one trick was actually pretty cool.

I'm more impressed that the pig taking the picture managed to keep it in focus.

I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker had a kid!

Mountin' goat.

Yeah, I drive a hybrid, so what?

"OK, now let's find a rooster and we'll be able to reach the cookies."

Once you legalize gay marriage, anything can happen! (Paid by the Republican Party)

All we need is a redneck, then it's a threesome.

Achievement Unlocked

Hey Carl, Noah said something about Wednesday...what day is today?

and that's how I invented the Gonkey

Clint Eastwood's stunt double was somewhat unconvincing

Kids at this farm get to pet farm animals and learn how to manage their time. (because the goat is on the pony, which means the kids only need to pet the pony, which gives them a 50% in time savability with a if you're still reading you're an idiot.

The Cossacks of Russia were eventually conquered by the Fighting Goats of China.

Another Shrek movie?

BUT IT ISN'T SITTING! IT'S STANDING!

Ride that Ass!

Now THATS a centaur

The goat called in sick to work today. He was feeling a little horse.

"GODDAM, that is one huge fuckin' donkey! It looks just like my cousin Bob who is holding up that Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy, ya know... "

Oh look, Swaim and O'brien are filming their next segment.

That goat(can)se pretty good from up there.

"Who are you kidding, you are way off track... quit horsing around and get off of your can and... Woah, every cliche' I say is coming true... Uh, I've got the Midas touch... SWEET!"

Thursdays with Maury.

It's actually an optical spatial illusion. The goat is standing on the hill behind Sarah Jessica Parker.

Top of the food chain, beeyatch!!

Awww, eco-friendly animals have also learned to carpool

Fran Drescher hops a ride on Sarah Jessica Parker

I'll be damned if there isn't a Sarah Jessica Parker joke in the top five.

i'm typing this caption with my raging erection...

Ass/Goatse...not as bad as I thought.

If the goat is going to do her, at least he should use a Trojan.

What's Julius_Goat's mom doing on that ass?

When you live in the deep south, you find ways to amuse yourself...

Two friends... a forbidden love...

So if I kill the donkey and take one of the steaks home, can I FINALLY say that I scored myself a piece of ass?

Look! A mounting goat.

Barrel raping!

Sarah Jessica Parker: age 11

A double date in Alabama.

Can't the paparazzi just leave Sarah Jessica Parker and her husband alone already?

Someone, somewhere, a pedophile entered "mounting kids" on Google and got this.

SUDDENLY TWO SHOTS RANG OUT!

Fuckin' tornadoes... the horror, the horror...

Fantasy Threesome HERE I COME!

Sex in the City - Sarah Jessica Parker Goes Wild

I wish it was a lamb standing on a pig instead...it would have avoided LOTS of eye-rolling for me...

Somewhere, someone is looking at this with their pants down at their ankles, and are about to get arrested...