Other Craptions

Sometimes the Make-a-Wish Foundation just has to go along with it.

Air Guitar

Pimp My Windmill... a HUGE hit in Holland!

But can she do it on "Expert"?

If she pedals backwards, you can hear Satan saying "fuck Avril Levine rules'

Better than Nickleback

Don't fret.... she's safe. She has a chord holding her up.

You know, for all the time you spent playing Bicycle Guitar Hero, you could learn to actually RIDE a bicycle-guitar.

The Star of Behlehem just went METAL.

I told her she needed fenders on her bike.

jungle jimi

Fender Stratospherecasters.

Rock and Roll ain't Air Pollution!

When Spinal Tap created their tombstone, they wanted to leave a little something for the kids.

If he pedals backward, it plays Satanic messages.

It's only rock and roll but I bike it.

Stop her! She's gradually getting away somehow!

Green (Day) Power.

They built their city on rock and roll.

These amps go to WTF.

For we who are about to rock, we pedal to you!

Musicians have officially tried everything to get high.

To whatever comes along to play that instrument: I surrender.

When musicians' kids are sent into time out, they are teasingly prohibited from playing Guitar Hero.

She clearly doesn't understand what guitar pedals are.

The guitars say "musician", but the contraption says "self-taught".

extreme makeover new host: Keith Richards

Oh starry night, your stars are rocking brightly

Air Guitar? DUH! can't you see they are bass guitars?

Forget it kid, you can't top Balloon Boy

Nintendo's new WEEE!!!

Unlike the boy in the weather balloon, the lesser heard story of a girl trapped in a floating musical bike plane was soon proven to not be a hoax.

Well, at least now I know what my ex did with my guitars.

Child labor is OK if you make it look fun, right?

Guitar Heroine

Now, with the toil of only one small girl, we can power the next generation of boy bands.

I hve had it up to hear, dammit Nickelback

Jefferson's Airplane

I hate winning craptions with typos.

Lindsay thought to herself,"Just one more backstage pass to complete my collection."

OK!!! Enough with the cool shit for the Handicapped! How the fuck do I get to be Handicapped too!!

It'll power your appliances...AND MELT YOUR FACE.

You should see how she plays the piano!

Excuse me, while I kiss the sky.

....and for his encore Goro will play stairway to heaven

She's about to be a You Tube superstar! (posthumously)

A whole new meaning to the phrase "Air Guitar".

oh i get it WINDS OF CHANGE by Scorpions right??

Dude. Either pay your electric bill, or play acoustic.