Other Craptions

It's hard to write a good craption when you have a raging erection.

"To our Mom's basement, and Beyond!"

Ass-tronauts

I wish uniforms weren't so damned expensive.

We march, sons of Sparta, we march...

NASA: Not As Straight as Anticipated

This...is...NASA!!!!

"I wish we could find somebody to wrestle."

Matt and Chris were fianlly accepted into NASA thanks to the new 'don't ask and we don't want to know' policy.

We come in peace... and also to rape you all.

Hey there ladies... wanna see my peni... uhh I mean a magic trick?

Very funny Scotty, now beam down the rest of our space-suits!

"left, left, left right left "

Houston, we have more than one problem.

They're going to end up with the weirdest tan lines EVER.

Someone's been raiding Swaim's wardrobe

When they kicked us out, they didn't have to take away our armor too! Now we look dumb...

Recently released NASA photographs seriously call into question the authenticity of the moon landing.

Yes, that DEFINITELY makes you look gay.

(Shout) ne1 got armor 4 lvl 1 n00b?

Q-Tip Cosplay

Maybe this "hot guy football" idea would have worked with hotter men?

"So Bob, Tell me again how Rule 34 applies to our current situation."

NASA? More like "Ass"-A!

This isn't what I had in mind when I told you I wanted to see your anus.

Who ya gonna call.....Ass Busters.....

Captain Seymour Butz reporting for duty.

This is NASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

In an alternate timeline, Neil and Buzz were kicked out of the Apollo Program, desperately clinging on to the vestiges of the past-- reminders of the potential that could have been.

Special Olympics speedwalking is really catching on.

NASA Budget cuts are going TOO far!

Larry, people are staring at us. It's jealously, Reggie. Sheer jealousy.

The Ass-tronauts

who ya gonna call? Dignity-Busters!

"Broke Ass Gladiators"

We all have our little stratagems to get out of jury duty.

NASA has made some serious budget cuts.

Gay astronauts: The final frontier.

The 5th rule of playing WoW.

When NASA moved their HQ offices from Houston to San Francisco...

I wish I could quit you. You have NO IDEA how much I wish I could quit you. Or at least quit this.

"Are you SURE this is how Mega Man started out?"

NASA: Normal Apparel Suspiciously Absent

Who ya gonna call? Ballbusters!

Outfits to match perfectly with any number of homicide locations.

"Don't worry. I'll make sure re-entry is as smooth and painless as possible."

Do you think California will benefit from these new Econo-SWAT uniforms?

And to make matters worse, someone stole their signs.

Well, great. Now I'm sterile. Thanks, Cracked.