Other Craptions

Top 5 answers on the board looking for "What happens to men after they get married"?

Of course that guy's against sex, he can't even get it up.

The Jonas Brothers brainwashing has finally been complete

Are they protesting my saturday nights?

"No Signs" was quickly kicked out of the formation.

No shit

The annual "Let's Never Do Anything Ever" parade.

O I get it! No woman means no one to cook food, which means no sleep, which means your too tired for sex, which you can't do anyway..

NO Thank You

This fraternity had only four members for a reason.

Your new year's resolution is a little extreme, don't you think?

When I protest, I usually go with "business casual."

"No Sex" is checking his text messages... and it looks like another night alone!

Notice how they don't have a "No Masturbating" sign...

They had no intention of following these principles, but if they could persuade others to, then there would be more for them.

Nice crown faggot.

"No Sleep" was only able to be part of the walk-a-thon until they reached Brooklyn...

Well if you didn't have sex, your blue balls would be dragging you down too.

VIRGIN INSOMNIAC ANOREXICS UNITE!

I'm confused. Are they protesting something or just talking about me?

I find it disturbing that they feel the need to put "no women" AND "no sex".

"you know guys... normally when you pick someone up from the airport it's fine to just put a name on the sign"

After Gary Gygax died the unwritten rules of Dungeons & Dragons were written.

"No Real Social Skills", "No Cure For Insomnia", "No Actual Intercourse", and "No Food That I Feel Like Eating Right Now" were all forced to shorten their names and write up new signs.

Who made the guy om the left King?

The only way to break the addiction to screwing women while eating cheeseburgers in your sleep is to go cold turkey.

Because sometimes its not enough to tell the people close by whats getting you down, you have to tell the entire fucking town.

I never thought the signs of the Apocalypse would be actual signs.

"No Sex" dude just realizes he won't be seeing "No Women" guy's sweet ass ever again.

BUT WEED IS OK? THANK GOD !

No getting laid.

Here we see the cast of the new FOX sitcom "Four Guys About To Turn Gay".

In other news, alcohol sales are up 500%.

Hey look it's the King of The Douchebags and his Court

"No Sex" just realised that with the inclusion of a "no women" sign he was essentially redundant.

If you'd stop dissing women like that, you might not be so tired, horny, and hungry...

I draw the line at "No Food."

So how come Joey Fatone gets to be king of the dipshits?

Yeah lets see how long that lasts

The best World of Warcraft commercial ever!

God these dyslexic bastards are going to be sorry when they re-watch their campainging on live TV...

HAHAHAHA! there's still money!! but wait.. what to do with it?

The "No Sex" guy wonders if that includes masterbation

Figures, on just the day I arrive in Amsterdam

The Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour wasn't the success they had hoped it would be.

Crime is at an astonishing 0 percent, and yet suicide has gone up 200 percent

i know how they feel...

Okay, more for us then.

'No Water' had already passed out several blocks earlier.