Other Craptions

Excuse me sirs, You didn't see two illegal mexican immigrants run by just now?

This town needs heroes. This town is fuck outta luck

They were proud to march in the parade, but embarrassed as hell trying to find it.

Thanks E-Harmony!*

The least flamboyant couple in San Francisco

Worst undercover cops ever.

Nacho Libre 2 : Because Fuck You, That's Why!

Just blend in, Tom

How republicans see San Fransisco.

"Wrestlers? No, why do you ask?"

My city screams...but I don't know why.

And that's why my dad lost the custody...

You think he's a homosexual deviant flasher...right? Well you're wrong. He's a Mexican detective. How do you feel now you bigot?

they're clearly gay - it's the bottled water that gives it away

Since they've become so easy to spot, Mormon missionaries have changed their tactics.

Excuse me, can you tell us where they're holding Mexi-con?

Larry and Greg have been out of work for so long, they completely forgot how to dress appropriately for an interview.

It's time to pound some crime in the ass.

Realistic super hero's "Greasy douche" and "Night Flasher" are here to save the day. Thanks idiots.

"Thanks, Match.com!"

Remember kids...stay hydrated!

Be honest. Does this outfit make me look gay?

'Hair'mano and The Flasher are two of Mexico's greatest wrestlers. Also sexual predators.

Nacho nacho man, I wanna be a nacho man.

Don't believe what they say, San Francisco can be a real rough town in some parts

We all wrestle with our sanity, but these two present a special problem.

Say what you will, they're very dedicated to their job... whatever that happens to be.

"Come on ladies, free douche and flash. limited time only"

Yeah, we heard what you said about unlicensed, underground Mexican wrestling, and we're not taking to kindly to it.

Don't Watch-men

Everybody wrestles with everyday problems.

Captain Bodyhair and his sidekick, Flasher Boy.

You want to know why you aren't supposed to drink the water in Mexico?

10 minutes of humiliation... forever in a landfill.

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle...and a few towels if you got them...and if you got an extra change of clothing in the car...

"You're right, Boy Wonder! Somebody HAS been toying with our bat-pole outfit machine again."

What did they look like? I don't know they were wearing masks.

El Molesto and Flashero.

Pictured: Arrogance and Modesty

Sometimes you don't want a Neighborhood Watch.

Oh Rey Mysterio...how the mighty have fallen...

Eat hearty...tonight, WE DINE IN HELL!

Let me guess...they're BIG fans of the Wolf-Boys from New Moon...

They are on a crusade to make sure that everybody knows that "Evian" backwards is "naive."

"Why wouldn't they let us on the cable car?!"

You didn't use your color wheel this morning...did you?

WWE wrestlers have no pension fund for their retirement. So please give, and give generously to the Mickey Rourke foundation in your neighborhood.

The Old Wrestlers 5k needs a little bit more marketing to catch on

The whole "neighborhood watch," premise seems a little lost...