Other Craptions

"Can you have sex with it?"

That's nice of the Thunderdome to provide a kids' play area.

This is symbolic of the Mexican law system.

Twilight fans were tricked into coming, then burned to death on the fire-scale ... Because that's the only clear way to kill a Twilight fan!

The new ride at Disney world has all their lawyers cringing.

After the saw what happened to the "bad kids", none of the children ever screwed with Santa again.

"Now all we need is a volunteer from the audience. Anyone?"

The Canadian Missile Defence system, while archaic, still looks awfully BADASS.

I'd make a Michael Bay joke, but that would make me A FILTHY WHORE.

The second level is way more difficult.

2011 didn't live up to the hype of 2012...

Yugoslavia prepares for Lady Gaga's upcoming visit.

These witches obviously didn't weigh as much as a duck.

FUCK your swing set.

I don't know what it is, but you can't take it on the plane...

Fire. How original.

"Is everybody looking? Okay, cue Rick Astley."

"For fuck sake, I said MEDIUM RARE"

I knew I didn't work for a great company when I showed up for "Employee Appreciation Day."

The carolers immediately regretted their decision to sing at Tim Burton's house

He's right! Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lametation of the women IS what's best in life.

Black Friday line-ups at Walmart get more and more violent every year.

Six Flags: Transylvania

I told Universal Studios that a ride based on "The Road" would be ill-advised.

I guess I should have listened when Larry said he was going to get Medieval on my ass.

Lord Voldemort 1, Harry Potter 0

Listen, Detroit. I know that you built it. I know that you used gas. But that is NOT a public transit system.

FOX News will blame this on Obama!

"Oh… that's… beautiful… Honey… Did you keep the receipt?"

Not wanting to look like idiots, the Mayans take Armageddon into their own hands.

Hey, if you can find a less elaborate way to make a fire, I suggest you speak up!

Quest For Fire II: Found It!

The scales of justice or oven-roasted goodness?

The dog poo is lit! Now cut the rope and let's fill the neighbor's yard with fiery vengeance!!!

Whatever you do, don't send your meal back, no matter how much they overcook it

Sticks and stones may break your bones but.... OH MY GOD!!!?!?!!

...and for you crimes against humanity, we sentence you to DEATH...BY AWESOME.

Sam tried to start The Wave, but there wasn't much enthusiasm.

Now THAT was a drum solo!

Who put Helen Keller in charge?

Everyone credits Henry Ford for creating the assembly line. In fact, much earlier, Salem, Massachussets had developed the witch burning assembly line.

Micheal laughed, Hell had finally frozen over. Now his Dad would HAVE to buy him that new BMW.

Alaska seeks its new Governor in a no-holds barred fight to the death

Well Best Buy, thats what you get...Run another ad like that we dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Need chaos and destruction? There's an app for that

Dave's bug repeller was effective if a bit over the top.

vote this craption because it doesn't suck as bad as the one currently winning

Once again, everyone brought potato salad.

Immolating Buddhists, the Musical.