Other Craptions

They decided not to use the "Kermit getting fucked in the ass by Gonzo" float at the parade. This year...

Miss Piggy is going to be so mad!! who is Kermit going down on anyways?? Strawberry Shortcake?

Every year, I take my kids down Childhood Dream-Crushing Lane where they see such sights as the man who plays Santa getting dressed, and all of their favorite character floats laying dead. Ah, I love the holidays!

It's not easy being green... nor is it easy being riddled with thousands of bullets because you're a giant abomination.

The nets wouldn't hold Kermzilla for long, but with any luck, hitting it with the anti-monster peppermint bat would do the trick...

I'll find your frog for 3000, chief. But I'll catch 'im, and kill 'im for 10000. That gets you the mouth, the legs, the whole damn thing

Happy Thanksgiving, America. Thought we'd serve you the traditional stuffed frog. Love, Canada

Kermit finally falls victim to the Swine Flu...

I still like it better than Peter Jackson's King Kong

One day in Muppet jail, and Kermit learned you never dropped the candy cane soap.

OM NOM NOM!

Ahhhh..nothing like an after Piggy mint.

Gary was later told that he, in fact, had not captured the Loch Ness Monster.

Dad thought he'd surprise us this again this year with a new food delicacy for Thanksgiving. When it turned out to be another float from the Macy's parade, Mom decided it was time for an intervention.

It was the most terrible and rainy parade ever, except to Kermit, who finally found the Rainbow Connection.

I don't even get the joke for the winning craption

Overheard 20 minutes ago: "Remember where we parked our golf cart, honey, right on top of that vacant yellow tarp."

Ted spent 20 years drinking whiskey and hunting UFO's. When he finally caught a real alien, he was sorely disappointed that it wasn't half as cool as his alcoholic hallucinations.

Let me be the first to welcome our Giant French Overlord.

Where thanksgiving goes to die

The giant Tickle Me Elmo didn't react very well to tickling, so we're going to have to repair the giant Kermit the best we can.

I asked Kermit how he was doing, but all he did was hiss at me.

"That's enough acid for today", he mumbled as he walked by.

The french take on Thanksgiving.

"I TOLD you it was a bad idea to let Sarah Palin near ANY animal!"

Froglatio

If Kermit thinks he's above the law, he is dead wrong.

First, David Carradine, now Kermit The Frog, the horror... the horror...

Sometimes hicks take hunting to seriously..

"You see it too? Don't look at it! Don't look directly into it's eyes, and MAYBE it won't eat you next..."

It's not easy being lighter than air.

He's an amphibian. Of course he can breathe.

After the muppets was canceled, Kermit's career took a dark, dirty turn

Kermit the Frog is tied up at the moment just leave your name and number and he will get back to you

Adding insult to injury, Animal pistol-whips Kermit with his STD-ravaged rod.

The first attempt to get into Troy

Kermit is going down... on a candy cane?

The very first balloon float homicide

Kermit the frog quietly went down on the candycane mane, and all Dave could do was pretend he had never seen anything at all

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Massacre

Hey, the uninflated red and black balloon is getting away!

Does Kermit even make sense for the parade any more? I mean, how many people over 18 even know what that is? If I were a parent, I would just lie to them and say it's the Geico Gecko

The Mayans were correct in predicting the world would end in 2012. How it ended was a surprise to everyone.

Damn, that looks EXACTLY like my wife going down on her boyfriend...

"Blow up some balloons for kids they said; $10/hour they said..."

We seem to be all ignoring the real hero of this picture, the brave man who felled this monstrosity using nothing but his wits and red poncho.

Dave left without so much as a glance behind him, tomorrow he would return, and his B.B. gun hobby would never be the same

Because he was parked in a zone without a parking kermit, that's why.

It ain't easy being green....and drunk.