Jerry was an unconventional clown. Instead of balloon animals, he recreated his birth.
David Blaine is running out of ideas.
I don't care what Schwartznegger says, this is a god damn tumor.
During orgasm, blood suddenly rushes to the head.
Am am not an Animal! I am a Human Bean!
How the Kool-Aid man was born
Erotic asphyxiation + chewing gum= disaster/comedy
condoms- you're doing it wrong!
His Spidey Senses told him that everyone was staring at his zit.
Whatever he just found out...it just BLEW HIS MIND.
In Russia.....bubblegum chews you!
Alabama's got Talent!!!!!!!!
Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
I, for one, will embrace the rule of our Red Spherical Overloards
Our first alien visitor from Planet Testicalus.