Craptions Classics November 25, 2009

Jerry was an unconventional clown. Instead of balloon animals, he recreated his birth.

Other Craptions

David Blaine is running out of ideas.

aaa182

I don't care what Schwartznegger says, this is a god damn tumor.

Julius_Goat

During orgasm, blood suddenly rushes to the head.

ChaxC

Am am not an Animal! I am a Human Bean!

geewizz

How the Kool-Aid man was born

JCarlton

Erotic asphyxiation + chewing gum= disaster/comedy

spectre_vampire

condoms- you're doing it wrong!

Mooney

His Spidey Senses told him that everyone was staring at his zit.

bryp777

Whatever he just found out...it just BLEW HIS MIND.

Mr.Excalibur

In Russia.....bubblegum chews you!

MrPenny

Alabama's got Talent!!!!!!!!

mickmarch

Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

Fkelleghan

I, for one, will embrace the rule of our Red Spherical Overloards

tsiegle

Our first alien visitor from Planet Testicalus.

TaterTots
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