Other Craptions

Real men NEVER ask for directions...we'd rather die and take our family along with us!

Poor guys, they were stuck on a one lane road behind an old Asian woman. They never stood a chance.

Oh c'mon man! You TOTALLY farted!

It's nice to see that the Olsen twins have found work again.

No one flips off the Grim Reaper. NO ONE!

Ever since dad became a truck driver, he's just a skeleton of his former self...

The most dedicated Hide and Seek players ever.

Has anyone else noticed all the other skeletons in the background?!

"I told you we should have taken that left turn at Albequerque!"

Ford: Because life is just too predictable

- I can't see, you got a "boner"... ha-... get it? - Fuck you Ben.

Mythbuster Interns

Scene from the alternate ending of "Smokey and the Bandit."

There's Jenny. I'm gonna give her the bone.

Nicole Richie was pulled over today for reckless driving

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal (Meth) Skull

The naked lady on their mudflaps is Kate Moss.

"Whoooooooooooo...I am the ghost of the community college liberal arts degree....heed my warning...do not make the same mistakes I did...."

WHAT WERE YOU EATING? OH MY GOD, ROLL DOWN A WINDOW OR SOMETHING! AAAARRGH!!! TOO LATE!

Large Marge sent us...

The Skeleton Key didn't work. We'll have to jump-start it.

Eastbound and down, stripped of flesh and truckin'.

ROCLAWZI CHEATS. hIS SHITT IS NOT EVEN CLEVER

"In late breaking news, 3 Mile Island Nuclear Reactor reported a small radiation leak today. Here to assure the public that there is no danger, are two plant safety officials now…"

And today, we mourn the loss of Jimmy Brooks, who waited forever for that damn red light to change...

Death goes on a road-trip.

And to this very day Bill continues to try and get out of the truck, even from beyond the grave.

If they were ghosts, I'd tell them to buckle their 'sheet' belts! *snicker*

Smokey and the Bonedit

I was lured here with a promise of completely naked truckers.

This is a perfect example of Fedex's dedication to it's customers. The delivery will be made regardless of any circumstances.

lol, that trucks got two wing mirrors on the one side. that's sooo freaky!!

Man, traffic is REALLY bad!!

BILL SAID I WILL WAIT FOR THE GAS PRICES TO DROP,WE SEE WHAT HAPPENED.

Mythbusters goes a little too far working on the beef jerky and crystal meth myth.

Jason and the Argonauts: The Next Generation

Found. On. Road. Dead.

Dr. Brennan and Agent Boothe are gonna have a hell of a time solving this one.

The hipbone's connected to the...floorboard?

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!

Now face the wrath of Skeletor's Breakfast Burritos!

"Well that's the LAST time I haul a load of flesh-eating bacteria, I tell you what..."

Good thing he's not an organ donor.

Steve tried his best to open the door before Frank let loose that gas station burrito, but alas it was to late.

Driving school is a lot harder in Chernobyl

I have a feeling that asshole called the Grim Reaper gave us the wrong directions.

Lemme just take a look at the car fax here...oh god!

Damn it bill, put some muscle into it!! Push!

The drive-thru was so long that sadly, our friends never did bring us those cheeseburgers...