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Not THIS week again

Why did it have to be trapezoids? I hate trapezoids! BURN IN HELL YOU GEOMETRIC BASTARD!!!

"... For the last time, I only want to talk to MOSES"

The WTFistan army tests out its latest equipment.

Oi!Put another shrimp on the barbie, mate!

That day, rednecks discovered fire. Many fatalities ensued

The Cracked IT department continues to have problems with the server overheating when the new Craption picture comes up.

There, that's the last of the tire slashing bandits... now we just have to fix our bikes.

It's finally happened. I told Speedy gonzalez he had to slow down at some point, but he just kept going faster...

Mad Max: The Bicycle Years

Scott Evil: 1 - Mini Me: 0

...and on that day, Prometheus gave the gift of fire to the BMXers- the sport was never the same

"No! I said you had to EARN a pet!"

Mr. Heat Miser always dreaded his annual prostate exam.

He would show them all who had the biggest sperm count.

They decided to fight fire with Chads flaming red hair

"Garden hose, $12. 3 foot pipe and lighter, $25. Gas tank, $30. A group with the collective IQ of a glass of water willing to give it a go, priceless."

Look at that red headed step child

Boy Scout Merit Badges 2009: Dealing with pedophile scoutmasters.

And this is why Chemistry is no longer taught in Rural Alabama public school.

in the future... there will be only be one way to kill a fart....

"So... Kumbaya, anyone?"

I guess Sarah Palin's book came out today, and the fans really turned out

Blah blah sarah palin blah blah twilight

Though it was a six hour bike ride, it was well worth seeing David's "Satan Stick".

Take that, earth!

The Fire Guy!!!

"Sticks and flat rock my ass, I'll get this f**king fire started"

"Turkey's ready!"

"Dude, give that thing to me... I'll MAKE it light..."

BRING FORTH YOUR COPIES OF TWILIGHT!

I asked you to "blow up" my bike tire, not "blow it up". I meant "inflate", you see? But this is cool too....

The boys at the Little Rock meth lab get creative

This fire is the most amazin-- SERVICE UNAVAILABLE

"... and then the cat said 'FLAME ONZ' "

This is what happens when you let Hilary Clinton touch a bible.

U.S. Military Rejected Weapons #52: "The Flame Bowie"

New on DVD : Mad Max : Behind the scenes

"Someone should tell those bikers their chicken's done......I'm not doing it, Chuck, you do it!"

Trying to kill the baby dragon with a flamethrower turned out to be a REALLY bad idea...

A tamed fireball is a common sight in WTFistan!

"Finally! Revenge against that damn chihuahua that kept chasing us on our bikes!

Well, that's the last book. Thank god, now we won't ever need to learn to read

If you're written by Palin, its going to happen one way or another.

Dude, when I said "KILL IT WITH FIRE", I meant it as a meme...

Mad max 4 will break new ground, and replace cars with bicycles

Now thats a clean burnin' dirt, I tell you what.

Someone pass me some more Tritium, the core is becoming unstable!