Craptions Classics November 20, 2009

See, this is why I only eat free range organic velociraptor.

Julius_Goat

Other Craptions

You fools! Clifford was only the beginning...

kylesimm

Chuck Norris' hamsters

fede80

"Mr. Burns, there are some girl scouts selling cookies at the door." "Splendid. Release the raptors."

chainfire

Alabamasaurs. Note their red necks.

jtklove

DON"T SHIT ON ME!!!!!

cmongo

The purple ones get their own TV shows.

Diasdiem

The good news is my X-ray goggles work and I know what I'm getting for Christmas. The bad news is my wife must have found out about the secretary.

Fred Flintstone had a dark, sadistic side that few people knew about.

geewizz

No, dammit! I said I wanted to contain my red VAGINA SORE!

fflinstone

Cavemen version of army men.

Ometeotl

Ah, so this is why Nic Cage is broke.

Jeff Kelly

"These exercise wheels suck for some reason. If only we knew why. Curse our tiny little brains!"

Julius_Goat

Believe it or not there's a porn site for this.

tsarmeister

Dad? Enough, Nickelback! In Russia, dinosaurs cage you. 20 minutes later France surrendered. I'm first, do I win? San Francisco T-Rex.

GGWD
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