Other Craptions

You fools! Clifford was only the beginning...

Chuck Norris' hamsters

"Mr. Burns, there are some girl scouts selling cookies at the door." "Splendid. Release the raptors."

Alabamasaurs. Note their red necks.

DON"T SHIT ON ME!!!!!

The purple ones get their own TV shows.

The good news is my X-ray goggles work and I know what I'm getting for Christmas. The bad news is my wife must have found out about the secretary.

Fred Flintstone had a dark, sadistic side that few people knew about.

No, dammit! I said I wanted to contain my red VAGINA SORE!

Cavemen version of army men.

Ah, so this is why Nic Cage is broke.

"These exercise wheels suck for some reason. If only we knew why. Curse our tiny little brains!"

Believe it or not there's a porn site for this.

Dad? Enough, Nickelback! In Russia, dinosaurs cage you. 20 minutes later France surrendered. I'm first, do I win? San Francisco T-Rex.

"Mr. Cheney, your guard dogs are here"

I hate the fucking Japanese

This is how God plays Jenga.

Stackasaurus

They look cute now, but they grow up to be a lot of work. They eat 6000 pounds of steak per day, and can destroy a house. Are you still sure you want one?

"OK, Throngor, you're right. The mammals DID win. Now will you program the time machine back home? This future sucks balls."

Barney's 3 retarded brothers

not funny - not even a little

I stopped my porn torrents for this???

"Life will find a way...fuckers." - Dr. Malcom

Cluster fuck... Jurassic style.

Unfortunately for the Chamelosaurus, their ability to perfectly blend in with their environment occasionally proves useless.

If Horse = Sarah Jessica Parker, dinosaurs = x?

The Dixie Chicks in concert.

You're gonna need a bigger U-Haul.

The Land of the Found

The browser says,"Funny Photos, Funny Pictures, Hilarious Captions" Not so much today... *sigh*

Quick, someone defrost Teddy Roosevelt!

i put down the bong for this?

When the local school district was unable to find any dementors to protect the children, raptors were the next logical choice.

Middle dinosaur: Would you stop pissing on me already!

No, I never red Jurrasic Park.

Special sale this week only... BUY ONE TYRANNOSAURUS, GET TWO FREE!!!

As soon as the gates fly open, they're ready to prove dino-style is superior to doggy.

The pets you didn't know Teddy Roosevelt had.

Dammit Fred, I don't care how bad you gotta pee. You had better tie a knot in it or something.

The Jurassic Park home game

Fred Flinstone had had enough of Dino and his friends shitting on the carpet.

You mean they didn't train real dinosaurs for the movie? Awwww, what a disappointment

Steven Spielberg's annual sidewalk sale.

Wilma- "Fred! The Bedrock SPCA picked up Dino... I TOLD you to renew his license!"

Jurassic Park Manhattan didn't have quite the same amount of space to work with.

With brains the size of nuts, and nuts the size of coconuts, it was only matter of time before the veloceraptors were sold into the sex trade.

I think I'm going to take some time off from Craptions today and go visit a nice place like the zoo... What is that? Oh fuck... now I'm seeing Craptions everywhere I go!

No, I'm not surprised. I'm just not sure how Lady GaGa can wear it to the awards show.