Other Craptions

How centaurs are made

Okay, I'm one of the first to write. I automatically win, right?

Old sayings be damned, I don't think he's getting back on.

"im so hungry i could eat a horOH GOD HELP ME!"

Yeah, I don't think I'll buy the new Tekken game.

"And tell your other PETA friends to stop fucking with my shit!"

No, just stand there, Bill, I'm all right.

A popular phrase, elephants never forget. Less well known phrase, horses never fight fair.

Sarah Jessica Parker strikes back at the paparazzi

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be dipshits.

The horse decided to save a horse, and ride a cowboy.

Mixed Martial Arts has just become more mixed than ever.

When Alabama rednecks are'nt relaxing, they're wrestling anything that moves.

Nay means nay!

Frank James was a constant embarrassment to his brother Jesse.

Let's all write Sarah Jessica Parker jokes and be so original together!

John Wayne's Blooper reels

New evidence suggests Mr. Hands was raped.

After that day no one ever ridiculed Thunder for being in Brokeback Mountain again

Fuck you, Marlboro Man!!!

It's about to suck for him in 3... 2... 1...

AND THATS HOW YOU TAKE DOWN A MUTHERFUCKING HORSE

Craptions! Start time 12:00. Deadline 12:01.

"All I said was 'Why the long face?'"

Sarah Jessica Parker on Dancing with the Stars

So, who wants to bet that yet another Sarah Jessica Parker= A Horse joke wins this shit?

Why can't I quit you?

"Sarah, I said I was sorry!!" exclaimed Matthew Broderick.

"I am tired of you riding my coattails, Matthew!" said Sarah Jessica Parker in a fit of rage.

One fateful day, we'll get a picture to work with that has a girl in it. That will be a great day!

"Lead me to water all you want, motherfucker, but you're not making me drink."

Mr. Ed make you dead, son!

Hi ho Silver! Awa-- holy shit no wait!

equine capoeira catches on...

In Soviet Russia, horse rides you.

Sarah Jessica Parker perfers to be on top.

Manliest picture ever. The outtakes.

Sarah Jessica Parker took Jiu-Jitsu!

Round 3: FIGHT!!

The french cowboy movement ended pretty much where it began

Seconds before 1000 pounds landed on his dick and balls.

Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Je

Save a horse, mangle a cowboy

On my days off, I like to go down to the corral and yell "Frau Blucher!", just for shits and giggles....

Needless to say, Carl got an F on horse mounting.

After that day, whenever Bill needed glue, he just went to Staples.

Pre-Emptive Lame Craption: In Soviet Russia, horse rides you!

Man standing: "Sorry, Midnight. Next time I won't add 'and the horse you rode in on.'"

The horse had a problem with being ridden bareback by a gay man.