Other Craptions

  1. How centaurs are made
    bcanders
    188 Crack-Ups
  2. Okay, I'm one of the first to write. I automatically win, right?
    Saint_Snowy
    182 Crack-Ups
  3. Old sayings be damned, I don't think he's getting back on.
    Ometeotl
    142 Crack-Ups
  4. "im so hungry i could eat a horOH GOD HELP ME!"
    mactheknife
    137 Crack-Ups
  5. Yeah, I don't think I'll buy the new Tekken game.
    Mr.Excalibur
    102 Crack-Ups
  6. "And tell your other PETA friends to stop fucking with my shit!"
    Fkelleghan
    101 Crack-Ups
  7. No, just stand there, Bill, I'm all right.
    76 Crack-Ups
  8. A popular phrase, elephants never forget. Less well known phrase, horses never fight fair.
    ysso12
    75 Crack-Ups
  9. Sarah Jessica Parker strikes back at the paparazzi
    bcanders
    62 Crack-Ups
  10. Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be dipshits.
    dpollok
    56 Crack-Ups
  11. The horse decided to save a horse, and ride a cowboy.
    jbirchfield1
    56 Crack-Ups
  12. Mixed Martial Arts has just become more mixed than ever.
    E. Kelly
    54 Crack-Ups
  13. When Alabama rednecks are'nt relaxing, they're wrestling anything that moves.
    mickmarch
    51 Crack-Ups
  14. Nay means nay!
    Fkelleghan
    47 Crack-Ups
  15. Frank James was a constant embarrassment to his brother Jesse.
    HMS_Ford
    43 Crack-Ups
  16. Let's all write Sarah Jessica Parker jokes and be so original together!
    Saint_Snowy
    42 Crack-Ups
  17. John Wayne's Blooper reels
    bondfan42
    40 Crack-Ups
  18. New evidence suggests Mr. Hands was raped.
    aaa182
    40 Crack-Ups
  19. After that day no one ever ridiculed Thunder for being in Brokeback Mountain again
    Ceveron
    37 Crack-Ups
  20. Fuck you, Marlboro Man!!!
    Backinblack
    36 Crack-Ups
  21. It's about to suck for him in 3... 2... 1...
    LemmingStampede
    35 Crack-Ups
  22. AND THATS HOW YOU TAKE DOWN A MUTHERFUCKING HORSE
    TholomewP
    35 Crack-Ups
  23. Craptions! Start time 12:00. Deadline 12:01.
    Saint_Snowy
    33 Crack-Ups
  24. "All I said was 'Why the long face?'"
    E. Kelly
    33 Crack-Ups
  25. Sarah Jessica Parker on Dancing with the Stars
    lumberjef
    32 Crack-Ups
  26. So, who wants to bet that yet another Sarah Jessica Parker= A Horse joke wins this shit?
    Isanta
    32 Crack-Ups
  27. Why can't I quit you?
    iantendo
    30 Crack-Ups
  28. "Sarah, I said I was sorry!!" exclaimed Matthew Broderick.
    Gatt
    29 Crack-Ups
  29. "I am tired of you riding my coattails, Matthew!" said Sarah Jessica Parker in a fit of rage.
    Mothra24
    29 Crack-Ups
  30. One fateful day, we'll get a picture to work with that has a girl in it. That will be a great day!
    Mr.Excalibur
    29 Crack-Ups
  31. "Lead me to water all you want, motherfucker, but you're not making me drink."
    E. Kelly
    28 Crack-Ups
  32. Mr. Ed make you dead, son!
    Ceveron
    27 Crack-Ups
  33. Hi ho Silver! Awa-- holy shit no wait!
    Ceveron
    27 Crack-Ups
  34. equine capoeira catches on...
    bubblebrain
    27 Crack-Ups
  35. In Soviet Russia, horse rides you.
    Guy_Moonay
    26 Crack-Ups
  36. Sarah Jessica Parker perfers to be on top.
    momoy
    26 Crack-Ups
  37. Manliest picture ever. The outtakes.
    Dover
    25 Crack-Ups
  38. Sarah Jessica Parker took Jiu-Jitsu!
    Mr.Excalibur
    25 Crack-Ups
  39. Round 3: FIGHT!!
    Diasdiem
    25 Crack-Ups
  40. The french cowboy movement ended pretty much where it began
    Ceveron
    25 Crack-Ups
  41. Seconds before 1000 pounds landed on his dick and balls.
    Awesominator
    24 Crack-Ups
  42. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Je
    Frada
    23 Crack-Ups
  43. Save a horse, mangle a cowboy
    capn420
    23 Crack-Ups
  44. On my days off, I like to go down to the corral and yell "Frau Blucher!", just for shits and giggles....
    mabogo
    23 Crack-Ups
  45. Needless to say, Carl got an F on horse mounting.
    23 Crack-Ups
  46. After that day, whenever Bill needed glue, he just went to Staples.
    Mr.Excalibur
    22 Crack-Ups
  47. Pre-Emptive Lame Craption: In Soviet Russia, horse rides you!
    Mr.Excalibur
    21 Crack-Ups
  48. Man standing: "Sorry, Midnight. Next time I won't add 'and the horse you rode in on.'"
    E. Kelly
    20 Crack-Ups
  49. The horse had a problem with being ridden bareback by a gay man.
    Awesominator
    20 Crack-Ups