Other Craptions

Rorschach's Journal, November 18th, 2009: City grows more decrepit every day. Human insects parading around, self indulgent. Metaphor about human trash even came true. Sick with this country. I leave it to its guilty pleasures.

"Those pink cops took all our clothes!"

next time you think YOUR life is worthless, think long and hard about whether that statement is really true...

"Cobra to sniper. You have clearance to take out the trash. Over."

"How many times did we have to tell you two assholes. You DON'T talk about Fight Club."

Surprisingly none of these guys names is Joe.

Canned douche

fuck recycling! throw that shit out....yeah!!

"Deloitte" is Norwegian for "They aren't with us."

Recession victims pride parade.

Lesson learned: don't be late for work at Deloitte!

The newest innovation in safe sex

Oh, are we allowed to recycle PEOPLE now? Because I have a few candidates!

You know what is sexy about this picture? Everything.

Are you sure you wish to permanently delete Jack and Trevor? Y/N

These guys have a trash can-do attitude!! *sigh*

I always start my day with a cup o' Joe...and Carl

Dixie cups now come in 3 sizes: Water, Beer, and Fratboy.

Stupid is as stupid does. and look what stupid did.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Best walk of shame EVER.

Fathers, lock up your daughters.... and maybe your sons.... and your dog just to be safe.

Looks like some Phillies' fans don't know they lost.

Gentlemen, I present to you the future of the douchebag: the DoucheCAN!

really? who wears REGULAR socks with a giant beer pong cup?! that's tacky!

Thankfully in some cities the garbage takes itself out

Damnit will Comedy Central cancel Secret girlfriend already?!

Respective tatoos : "Dude" and "Sweet."

WE'RE HERE! WE'RE BEER! GET USED TO IT!!!

Hey, unemployed idiots have rights, too.

why on earth do the giant beer pong cup costumes have nipples?

The annual running of the beer pong cups never really caught on

"Tenacious Can and the Parade of Destiny"

Another picture for the masturbation bank. Thanks Cracked.com

These guys are clearly trashed.

Garbage in a garbage can. I see nothing odd here.

At least they have a pot to piss in... unlike the accountants behind them.

FUCK!!!! 2:01 PM. I guess I'm not going to be funny today.

That's right God, rue this day!

St. Patrick's day is a celebration of Irish heritage...and this

Two recent Craptions winners showing off their new wardrobe they bought from all that prize money Cracked.com gives in prizes!

Try as they may, they'll never get the same response as 2girls1cup.

Deloitte is Swedish for Douchebag

Deloitte and Touch-my-naughty bits.

Life was tough for Sammy Hagar and Gary Cherone after Van Halen.

They said it couldn't be done, but they did it. They said it shouldn't be done, and they probably should have listened

New Yorkers expect to be robbed, so they just shrug and rip off the insurance company; and that's why the rest of us have to pay astronomical premiums.

Giant fleshlight proves popular...

Bevis and Butthead get wasted