Other Craptions

All right ladies, ready your double-ended dildos, this riot's about to get SEXY!

I think we all know what the knee pads are for...

The arctic commandos were permanently reassigned after mom threw a red shirt in with the wash

The Feminazis strike again.

"Now THIS will confuse the fuck out of those hippy protesters."

Mom took going through Menopause a lot rougher than most others.

"'I'll promote my five-year old daughter to police chief,' you said. 'What could go wrong?' you said."

Nausea,indigestion,upset stomach,diarrhea: not the syptoms they cure, but what they inspire.

C'mon guys, they're not going to take us seriously unless we get this dance number right!

You mean there really ARE fashion police???

When they're this cute, it's impossible to resist arrest.

Wow, Martha Stewart did have way too much time on her hands while in the pen ....

Security was very tight at Elton John's wedding.

This will not help the fight against breast cancer.

Undercover policemen in Alabama prepare to infiltrate gay bars.

"I fart in your general direction!" "Dammit Eugene, stop quoting Monty Python, you're making us look like nerds!"

They never won Red Rover. Ever.

My Malibu Barbie army is almost complete

There will be drastic changes to the format of the next Kirby game

The new Vera Wang collection is a bit literal for my taste.

Training exercises to prepare the SWAT team for a "magenta level" alert.

This is what happens when The Village People don't call eachother to coordinate their costumes.

Even the Marshmallow Kingdom needs security

Alright, who put a woman in charge of something?

"Oh by the way, which one's Pink?"

If McCain/Palin had won, THIS would be the inauguration party.

No one asked, so no one told... but we could have guessed!!!

Semper Bi

I suddenly feel the urge to chug a bottle of Pepto-Bismol

Keep you eyes open men, the lollipop guild are a crafty bunch

Sometimes the Caped Crusaders should really just forget to accessorize.

"We're looking for an escaped giant pink pig. Have you seen it?"

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Yeah, they look funny, but they're spreading breast cancer awareness, and TITTIES ARE SERIOUS.

Red rover, red rover, send Brüno right over.

These are not the dildo's you are looking for...

The Pepto Patrol

NickelbackStreet Boys

We're here for France. We heard they just surrendered.

Four people were injured before someone could explain to them that "the fight against cancer" is a figure of speech.

After Rizzo graduated, the Pink Ladies went downhill.

I'm not sure what they're doing, but John Wayne Bobbit just went into hiding!!!

Pepto Bismal Paratroopers.

Finally, France refused to surrender.

Next in our parade, the Hampton Lady's Auxiliary and their tribute to Dr. Ruth...

Don't Ask - Don't Tell, (sometimes you don't have to because you just know)

When you told me you had tickets to see Pink Floyd, you didn't mention it was Pink "Uncle" Floyd!!!

The Village Creeple

I said little pink houses, not little pink whores'es!