Craptions Classics November 17, 2009

San Francisco SWAT

bryp777

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All right ladies, ready your double-ended dildos, this riot's about to get SEXY!

I think we all know what the knee pads are for...

tsiegle

The arctic commandos were permanently reassigned after mom threw a red shirt in with the wash

Ceveron

The Feminazis strike again.

Ometeotl

"Now THIS will confuse the fuck out of those hippy protesters."

Julius_Goat

Mom took going through Menopause a lot rougher than most others.

WOITAS

"'I'll promote my five-year old daughter to police chief,' you said. 'What could go wrong?' you said."

Julius_Goat

Nausea,indigestion,upset stomach,diarrhea: not the syptoms they cure, but what they inspire.

Mothra24

C'mon guys, they're not going to take us seriously unless we get this dance number right!

Ceveron

You mean there really ARE fashion police???

Backinblack

When they're this cute, it's impossible to resist arrest.

Versus

Wow, Martha Stewart did have way too much time on her hands while in the pen ....

NightOwl26335

Security was very tight at Elton John's wedding.

Thomas Calnan

This will not help the fight against breast cancer.

jtklove
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