Other Craptions

It wasn't really exciting... until they pulled back the curtain to reveal a pile of dead angels.

Cirque de So Lame.

This is a concert for the deaf. This is they part when they would be singing "Oooooo!"

I'll never type "Big gaping holes" into Google ever again...

They're making a vowel movement...

"Spaghetti-O's" the musical

Their mothers think they're talented...and handsome.

Enough Already, Nickelback!

"America's Got Too Much Free Time"

Last!!!

The Lord of the Rings - Interpretive Performance

You guys realize that 75% of all Craptions for this pic are going to be the same, right?

oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh

The latest ad on Adult-Has-No-Friends-Finder

she may not look all that hardcore from this distance, but those tights are fucking CHAINMAIL!!!

Awesome scale: NOT AWESOME-_|_________________-Awesome

Fuck this shit! I can play that same song on chainsaws.

Are Cirque du Soleil entries still doing well? They are? DAMMIT! And here I was, all trying to be witty and original!

Giant bass? Check. Obscure percussion instrument? Check. Bob Ross's son juggling with emerging muffin-top girl? Check. Everybody make sure their shoes are off. Bill, take off your god damn shoes, this will never work if you have your fucking shoes on

"It was juggling or football. I stand by my choice."

One of my nightmares

This band is so lame. A bass? A pot and pan drummer? We've got to spice things up a bit. Wait, I got it. Get some jugglers on the phone!

People were no longer fooled by Stevie Nicks' "tambourine-playing" to cover up a lack of talent. She had to step it up.

I'm just glad my "last" craption isn't first anymore. I wanted to be last on yesterdays craption page. And I DO NOT have multiple accounts!

Next up we have the flaming A's, I's & U's. They are the vowel family jugglers.

Please let there be a sniper in the audience...

This is what people in Alabama think witchcraft looks like.

Lame!

The band's sound didn't really come together, until Bob got the idea to juggle tambourines.

"Mike check, mike check... Can you hear me? Good. Will you roadies get your asses off the stage so that Led Zepplin can play their reunion concert for the 10 million people gathered here now? PLEASE!?"

Juggling zeros.....wait, is that what they are doing or what they are?

This performance was brought to you by the letter douchebag.

Man, I'm gettin' hungry for Froot Loops.

Oh, if I could just FART!!!

Fox News will be sure to blame Obama for this.

...the eggs a fertilized by a transfer process involving circular structures that are "tossed" between the parents. Tones are then struck on this instrument which excite the sperm into leaving the rings as they touch the female's hand and then incub

If I read one more "Cirque de-" jokes, I'm going to punch the next stranger I see in the throat - pray for her

Circle Jerks

Sex education in Catholic school

David Blane finally gained the repect of every one when he watched this act for a full forty-seven minutes sealing his claim on "The Master Of Endurance".

DAMN IT I WANTED BURNING RING OF FIRE!

Damn, Coldplay was WAY better in the old days.

Queer is not the word.

If you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Yawn, I trained my cats to do that with Cheerios.

Ooooh whatcha say

Cirque Du Soleil oficially jumped the shark

Cirque du WTF