Other Craptions

Ground zero for swine flu

"Hey kids, let's visit the Chernobyl petting zoo!"

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-eye, ee-eye oh. And on this farm he had a pig, ee-eye ee-eye OH GOD NO! IT'S HORRIBLE, I SAY! HORRIBLE. SHOOT IT SHOOT IT! BE GONE DEMON SPAWN OF SATAN! With a "Bang, bang! " here and a "Bang, bang!" there.

I thought seeing the giant pig would be fun but it was just a big boar.

I wish my mom was a pirate...

You know your a redneck if... your house is a PIG.

That's just a a runt in Texas

I think I did her in high school

“Oh, the, uh-HAMity!”

It's totally safe kids, there's no way this giant pig could tear down this fence.

Oh god, now everyone's going to trotter out all their pig puns.

If that's the OTHER white meat, what is the first one... RHINO?

The cracked editors have heard your cries for non-pixilated boobies.

"if you didn't want any Jews or Muslims at your party you could have just put it on the flyer..."

Insert swine flu joke here.

"That's all folks!" -Porky

Oops, that reminds me, I need to call my wife...

The pig lizard from Galaxy Quest has recently fallen on hard times...

Arnold ate ALL of the Green Acres!

Mommy, Where do gay cops come from?

Who are those people? They look like Willy Wonka ejaculated into irradiated snake venom and the whole thing just grew up

and you thought milk came from COWS. asshole.

This just in: pigs can't fly.

And Kermit lived happily ever after.

Insert "Insert Swine Flu joke here" here

Lucy! I'm home!

Hey, would you folks come here a moment? Old Uncle Piggy's got some sweet, sweet things for you to suck on...Attached to his belly...DO IT...

Sweet show me the way to the giant beaver....

This little piggy went weeeeeeeee from a slow leak.

It wasn't like a hundred times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres . . . so Samuel L. Jackson killed it with great anger and furious vengeance.

Not pictured: the runt in rosie o'donnells litter

Jimmy Dean has some serious explaining to do.

Farm animals from Chernobyl RULE.

Check out them hot teets

There's a giant pig in this picture and I can't stop staring at the woman's stupid hat.

"As you can see the entry wounds are located here,here and here" "Well I guess this pig is finally... Roast".

If Wilbur had ended up listening to Templeton instead of Charlotte.

Pink Floyd finally decided their flying pig had enough and needed to be put down.

Swine flew, swine crashed. Don't let your swine do drugs!

The pig lizard from Galazy Qust had recently fallen on hard times...

...and this little piggy ate the tourists.

We huffed and we puffed, and we shot him with with a laser rifle.

Baconator just died! Quick take a picture!

We have located the flu source!!

Dinosaur pigs

Shh be vewy vewy quiet, my family is hunting rosanne

Insert Swine Flu joke here

Charlotte told Wilbur, if they can kill you now, they deserve to have you

Make sure it's dead before you start taking pictures.