Craptions Classics November 14, 2009

That'll do, massive abomination, that'll do.

Roclawzi

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Ground zero for swine flu

liberalScum

"Hey kids, let's visit the Chernobyl petting zoo!"

geewizz

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-eye, ee-eye oh. And on this farm he had a pig, ee-eye ee-eye OH GOD NO! IT'S HORRIBLE, I SAY! HORRIBLE. SHOOT IT SHOOT IT! BE GONE DEMON SPAWN OF SATAN! With a "Bang, bang! " here and a "Bang, bang!" there.

Awesominator

I thought seeing the giant pig would be fun but it was just a big boar.

Thomas Calnan

I wish my mom was a pirate...

metsfan

You know your a redneck if... your house is a PIG.

SRLivewire

That's just a a runt in Texas

itoldyouso

I think I did her in high school

TheNickLovin

“Oh, the, uh-HAMity!”

m3m0r3

It's totally safe kids, there's no way this giant pig could tear down this fence.

Outlier

Oh god, now everyone's going to trotter out all their pig puns.

thisisme_ari

If that's the OTHER white meat, what is the first one... RHINO?

bubblegum

The cracked editors have heard your cries for non-pixilated boobies.

RogersIB

"if you didn't want any Jews or Muslims at your party you could have just put it on the flyer..."

iantendo
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