Other Craptions

Obviously a close-knit group.

November 13, 2009, 2:06 p.m.: Yarn becomes self-aware.

"BLLLLRRRGGGGRRRR! BLLBBLBLBUBUBRRBBRRBBUBUBRB! BRRMMMSSHSHHHHHMMMMMPPPP!"

Never let your grandma make your hunting suit.

Lego Men for the Rights of the Elderly, Pregnant, Disabled, and...you sick bastards...

Ninjas have Grandmas too...

Grandma! We're here to draw the line, it's gone far enough! I liked the hat and the sweater, but this is down-right insanity!

Apparently John McCain, Brittany Spears, Leon Washington, and Roman Polanski have priority seating

Knights who say "Knit!"

Chain-fail

WE COME IN FLEECE

"I am here to protest" "That i wont give up my seat to people with canes, pregnant woman, people with crotch disabilities and mutant twin people attached to each other in a grotesque fashion. It's my damn seat fuckers."

Fits like a glove.

The 20th season of Power Rangers, though almost universally panned by critics and children alike, was the most socially conscious run to date.

Victims of twine flu

Knit Picketers.

"You know, sunglasses are just as good at hiding the fact that you're staring at girls' tits."

Wool tang clan

I love the AK-47 design Grandma sewed on my new red warmy.

The streets will flow with the yarn of the non-believers!!!

Sham WOW!

nice camoflage - no wonder we kicked your asses in Dubble-ya Dubble-ya Two!

Yarn men?? Oh, so you think ony men are capable of humiliating themselves this much in public?! Sexist bastard.

Holy shit Mike, did we have to do this today? It's fucking 97 degrees out here!

Tetris Blocks unite!!!

RELEASE THE MOTHS!

Arrrr Gyle!!

The terrorist aren't going to stop until they get priority seating, a tree, and some kind of trailer

What do we want? Mouth holes! When do we want them? NOW!

Snake Eyes had to wear the sweater Nanny knitted for him at least once.

Without eye holes, Sam had managed to lead the protest into a freeway

Yea, I hate waiting for the bus too.

Whatever they are protesting AGAINST, I am ALL FOR IT!

Yes, I do live with my mom. How do you know?

The Knights of Knit forgot to bring a herring

The U.S. Army is testing new revolutionary camo patterns. Without the signs, nobody would even know they are there.

They're protesting the new charity association, Sweaters from Grandma Alzheimer

That camouflage worked a lot better when you were screwing my grandma on her afghan.

Craption Contest Pre-Internet.

Their protest for priority seating was baffling, but unsuccessful.

Sometimes conformity can be a good thing; like when an angry Bull escapes from the nearby bullfighting arena...

People For the Advancement of Full-Body Sweaters

Early ideas for the Silver Surfer didn't pan out.

Hollywood has the Walk of Fame... Tokyo has the Walk of Shame.

The official score is Knit 1, Pearl 2.

Wooly Bullies

If it's that cold, just don't protest!

The protest started strong, but by mid-day it unraveled.

NAACP: National Association for the Advancement of Crocheted People.