Craptions Classics November 12, 2009

Day 37: Have obtained small child, humans still fooled by my clever disguise.

orphan

Other Craptions

... and to this day, Roosevelt€™s balls reside in a modern art museum.

m3m0r3

Always wear a size too small to accentuate your natural curves.

seannyb

Dolly Parton v2.0

librarianmike

The "Mapquest" joke won yesterday?? My colon polyps make me laugh more than that shit.

eric1977

People criticize, but it's STILL a better babysitter than TV.

Kamikaze Phoenix

George Jetson's extramarital fling.

horaholic

How anorexics see themselves.

ChaseMitchell

Mrs. Doubtfire screwed Millenium Man, and here is their offspring.

dpollok

The famous composer, Yo-Yo Ma

DeeWin

Mrs. Doubtful.

dpollok

The original design for the I-Girlfriend was scrapped due to it's strong desire to have a child.

RogersIB

How to win the CRAPTION contest: 1) When you see a CRAPTION winner on the street, drop a nickel in his cup, 2) Go home and have sex with your girlfriend (he doesn't have one) 3) You win.

itoldyouso

Fag McMuffin

bamentt

Forget the robot, what the HELL is all that stuff in its reflection?

HazelCarter287
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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