Craptions Classics November 11, 2009

"Goddamn it, Mapquest! Where the hell is Dracula's castle?"

Smithereen

Other Craptions

A pre-internet flame war.

frohsusi

"Bring out yer copies of Twilight!"

Kelly Robinson

"Hey lady, which way to Swaim's house?"

iantendo

Spit out your piece of Stride gum and chew another, or we'll find you

ragman12

What happened 3.5 seconds after someone shut down world of warcraft.

AlbertRamirez

"Frankenstein? Me no see him. My name...uh...Jason."

Kelly Robinson

Shortly after the premier of The Cleveland Show, en route to Seth McFarlane's house.

dungeonmaster11

If you've already written more than one craption... you're probably not funny.

Fogman

Dear Diary, my trip to Transylvania is about what I expected...

Fkelleghan

They're going somewhere funny! And they seem to be poor, which is also funny!

Ledouche

Don't you people have anything better to do at 3pm?

Keithp420

Vince had a much more painful departure from this Earth than Billy Mays, when the Sham-Wow workers revolted

psu

Mobile, Alabama: Yesterday.

jtklove

Well, what do YOU do when the cable goes out?

Fkelleghan
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