Other Craptions

A pre-internet flame war.

"Bring out yer copies of Twilight!"

"Hey lady, which way to Swaim's house?"

Spit out your piece of Stride gum and chew another, or we'll find you

What happened 3.5 seconds after someone shut down world of warcraft.

"Frankenstein? Me no see him. My name...uh...Jason."

Shortly after the premier of The Cleveland Show, en route to Seth McFarlane's house.

If you've already written more than one craption... you're probably not funny.

Dear Diary, my trip to Transylvania is about what I expected...

They're going somewhere funny! And they seem to be poor, which is also funny!

Don't you people have anything better to do at 3pm?

Vince had a much more painful departure from this Earth than Billy Mays, when the Sham-Wow workers revolted

Mobile, Alabama: Yesterday.

Well, what do YOU do when the cable goes out?

I cant believe a guy who doesn't know the difference between Dracula and Frankenstein is in the lead. Mary Shelley is rolling in her grave..Bram Stoker has been spinning hard and rolling deep since the 1st Twillight book was printed.

not pictured: Edward Cullen on a stake

You guys have a weird way of celebrating Veteran's Day.

Going after Dr. Frankenstein, for his latest creation to date, Obama

Viva Las Plagas

Rabble without a cause

Sadly, they now owe Al Gore $3 for carbon emissions.

3 seconds later Tony Jaa killed all of them

This is a metaphor for Lindsay Lohan's twat

picture: cast for the resident evil 4 movie

Wait. Do you hear a chainsaw?

Next on "So You Think You Can Lynch?"

Jeff Dunham's racist schtick hadn't gone down too well in Mexico City. After hiding the body, the mob looked in his suitcase and decided to burn whatever they found that was 'on a steek.'

"Don't worry, guys. Sooner or later, we're BOUND to come across something that warrants an angry mob!"

WITCH!!?? BURN THE WITCH!!! BURN HER I SAY!!! Oh, it's just Mitch! We almost burned Mitch guys!! Mitch, we almost burned you dude!

"Fuck. Who had the map to Frankenstein's castle?"

Looks like the Republcans have discovered Diagon Alley.

Are Leno's ratings really that bad?

The Jonas Brothers aren't so popular some places in the world.

I'm the dread pirate Roberts

Protesting Indias crippling pitchfork shortage.

After that, the Torch-Maker's Union Local # 312 had it out for Thomas Edison.

Megan's Law community notification rules now extended to zombies, re-animated dead, werewolves, and undocumented cobblers.

Happy Veteran's Day!! Nope, not trying to be funny here...just saying thanks to all our military men and women.

“Forget Frankenstein – there’s an abortion clinic down this street!”

A typhoon is coming Quick! bring fire to put it out

Burn, Baby burn, Bistro Inferno...

In this quaint village, the Festival of S'mores brings everyone together.

Sex IS NOT on fire

Before the invention of the Bic Lighter, and later the LED Cell Phone, surviving a rock concert was often 50 - 50 chance, at best.

Y'know all those cooking witches, well the smell got us pretty hungry. To Quiznos!

The people of Transylvania rallied in protest at the premiere of Twilight: New Moon

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but...What's that, fire? That fucking hurts!"

WHERE THE HELL IS SHREK!?!?!

The peasants are revolting. They smell awful too.