Craptions Classics November 09, 2009

This is how you cross the desert in WTFistan.

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No, James. You have NOT been through the desert on a horse with no name. That thing is a . . . you know what? Never mind.

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C'mon, be honest....Most of you are just jealous because he built one and you didn't.....

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Sir, your camel is dead. -- Then I shall honor his memory with this.

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