Other Craptions

I don't think the Saudis "get" NASCAR.

Indiana Jones 5: Where the **** are my pants?

They See Me Rollin'.

A bicycle seat guaranteed to give you cameltoe.

Worst. Mirage. Ever.

No, James. You have NOT been through the desert on a horse with no name. That thing is a . . . you know what? Never mind.

Peter North tries to fit in on his vacation to Egypt.

So THAT'S why they never need any water.

Steve Irwin isn't actually dead. He was busy smashing together camels and bikes, breeding them, and then taming the fuck out of them. Why? Because he is that awesome

At last, the capture of the Desert Ness Monster.

C'mon, be honest....Most of you are just jealous because he built one and you didn't.....

Tim Burton directs the remake of "Smokey and the Bandit".

Sir, your camel is dead. -- Then I shall honor his memory with this.

However, you will moan in a pathetic pre-prepared craption, simply because you can't think of a joke which is on par with even the worst of theirs.

Sorry guy, but just the fact that you're not wearing pants doesn't mean we're going to think that that contraption is your "manhood".

Camelnot.

Dude, am I high or did the Loch Ness Monster and Jimmy Buffet just steal my bike?

Burning Man-hood.

Lot of sour grapes here today at Cracked. If you don't like the game and the way it's played, don't play it!

Lawrence of a labia.

Pictured, Sir Camelot riding past his latest jousting victim's steed.

I am not even going to bother writing a funny craption because funny ones never f-ing win

I didn't know that the attire for camel bike riding was the shortest shorts possible :(

vote 4 this craption if you hate it when you get here late!!!

Some felt sorry for Roger and his unfortunate 'endowment"; its ability to find water in the desert and spit corrosive fluid in the face of undesirable onlookers, however made it all worthwhile. That, and the constant women asking for "a ride"...

the first ever successful mating of a bicycle and a camel...curse you Bob Saget!

He's in a race...a race against sanity and good taste.

#52 on the list of things that will get you raped and/or killed in Alabama.

A muppet poacher. What a bastard.

you could try and make up something funny about this picture but its easier to blame the germans or canadians, or also say that france did something 2 minutes later...

Anybody else feel like the leading Craption wins because people vote out of peer preasure. I mean seriously a small part of me dies everytime a Craption that has nothing to do with the picture wins. So not be a hypocrite, Bob was dismayed when the ta

T.E. Lawrence impersonators are a competitive bunch.

cracked.com, you are a bitch, what the fuck happened to my damn craption you motherfuckers

Abdul Flinstone, the modern desert family

After taking Cialis and having an erection longer than four hours, instead of calling a doctor, Uncle Ned decided to call a press conference and entertain us with bike tricks.

Metal Gear Solid: Egypt

The exact opposite of a menstrual cycle.

"haha, stupid tourists, that guy actually thinks I sold him a camel"

Unfortunately, the live action movie "Wacky Racers" had to be rated R.

A thousand and one nights of awkward conversation.

They see me spittin, they hatin

Jim's pals new he had a thing for cammels, so as a practicle joke, they modified his bike, and never saw Jim again.. you chase that cammel Jim...

Gives you that true camel back riding feel, without the mess. the sham wow guy could sell millions

Weekend at Berniesaurus's

Johnson thought he had everyone fooled, especially because his "camel-bike" was also a toilet

when you acctually want something to be blury cracked is never there for you only to cover up topless women...

THIS is why we need to bring the troops home.

No, miss, it's perfectly OK for you to pet my "camel". If it spits in your face, not to worry: perfectly normal response.

Hey, they deleted my third place entry from yesterday. The Cracked Bastards!