Other Craptions

Always quick to capitalize on Hollywood success, the porn industry releases "The Gay-Team."

he he. Tank tops.

douche bags are tacking over the world!

Tienemen Queer

Bring our troops back!..back to our place

Great, now TANKS are gay. Is nothing sacred?

The Blue Collar comedy tour is on the road again

Why make love and not war when you can make both at once?

These Men have been staring at goats... and sheep

Don't mess with devoted fans of Delta Farce

No more blood for semen!

The Redneck Badge of Courage.

The french armour corps

The army will cover our college expenses my ass! They won't even pay for our shirts!

That Traffic warden is desperately trying to figure out if this is actually against the law.

Quick! Shield the tank with humans for safety!

Limited offer, act NOW! Trade in your tank top for a tank.

Spring Break Chechnya!

"Yeah, I remember my first beer..."

And if you look to your right, you'll see the army of Petoria.

Wow, is that guy hung. I wonder what caliber he is.

IF YOUR HOUSE IS MOBILE BUT 4 CARS IN YOUR YARD AINT YOU MIGHT BE A GAY REDNECK

At least they're not embarrassed by the size of their tank :-)

"douche bags are tacking over the world!" Seriously? This? 'tacking'? Seriously. Seriously?

That fraternity craption is lame.

This is what will happen to the military if Obama gets his way.

"I'd rather go naked and kill all of you than wear fur!"

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: The GAY-Team

World War III began on a sexy note

I said tanks in IRAQ!!! Not Tanks AND a-RACK!!!

'OK, here's my latest pitch: It's Jaws on land, except instead of a shark there's a tank, and instead of Roy Schneider there's flaming homosexuals' "Here's $100M, Michael Bay."

"This time the drive-thru won't forget our fucking fries!"

Predictably, John sat on the turret and pretended the gun was his dick.

Sir, we are having numerous complaints about that new traffic warden you hired today...

Oh come on Cracked! Why did you pixilate the chick with the black hat on!?

"All we are saying, is give war a chance."

Really the dude who can't spell is #1? I guess douche bags really are taking over the world.

G.I. Joe Bob.

Next: Shaving Ryan's Privates.

We're here, we're queer, we're ARMED, get used to it...OR ELSE!

5 minutes later France joined.

There were actually a few reasons the police didn't want to pull them over

If *see above* you might be a red neck.

"War doesn't make boys men,it makes men douchebags." -Ken Gillespie

2012 girls gone wild!

I am from Ukraine. What is fag?

Why? How are you celebrating the upcoming release of Modern Warfare 2?

Chippendales Rescue Rangers

It was actually quite classy until she took her top off