Craptions Classics November 07, 2009

Fred stood there for 15 minutes choking on a mint before anyone noticed that he wasn't breathing

SRLivewire

Other Craptions

A more tasteful, thoughful Dr. Manhattan

Ceveron

I do believe my pixelized self happens to be stalking me...

Ondrak

Tobias,you blowhard!

limphy

Dr. Manhattan was about to leave Earth for good until he saw that picture where if you cross your eyes you see little 3-D fishes. After that, he focused his energy on finding Waldo.

White musicians always fuck up the blues.

Kelly Robinson

David Blaine held this pose for 4 years. Nobody gave a rat's ass.

Julius_Goat

12 Smurfs were found slaughtered in the bathroom of a local art gallery today...

I think therefore I am (a waste of taxpayers' money)

iantendo

Mr. Freeze, Super-Villain and Art Critic, never misses opening day at the MOMA

spud

Police spent 35 years looking for Jimmy Hoffa, until one day when an Art Museum curator asked "Does anyone know where this statue came from?"

itoldyouso

Blue Man Groupie

geewizz

Suck on this, Eiffel 65.

Drun

If not treated quickly, blue balls can spread.

kylerut

"I don't know, I like this work and all, but I disagree with the artist's use of blue dye that soaks anyone who looks at it."

racedogg2
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