Other Craptions

"George..." "Yeah?" "You're a Dick."

Wiley E. Coyote 1, Roadrunner 0

The result of microwaving a glowing pickle lamp inside a plasma ball.

Thats why you always follow the "place this side up" instructions on the popcorn bag.

"And that's when we got the idea of fighting fire with fire." "What happened then?" "It burned down twice as fast."

"...McGruber!"

"Sorry, Tel Aviv... I guess we were wrong." - Barack Obama

Wait a second. Is firecrackers spelled N-U-C-L-E-A-R?

Analysts couldn't figure out why Iran agreed to end it's uranium enrichment program in exchange for eight tons of Mentos and an oil tanker full of Diet Coke.

Little Timmy used to get bullied at school. Now school will fucking pay.

"What happens if I press this butto--"

There's no joke here. Everyone died. It was a national tragedy.

"Awww, shit, Earl! That wasn't no deer! I just shot your momma's propane tank!"

Hey, this isn't what I thought you meant by doing 'shrooms.

The first and only attempt at exhuming the remains of Teddy Roosevelt.

"Mythbusters: The Final Episode" is weak...

"You made me miss Antiques Roadshow for THIS?"

When they found out it was actually Nick Cage inside the Wickerman, the cultists took extreme measures to ensure their success...

Somebody got a match too close to Amy Winehouse.

Hank Hill made a terrible terrible buisiness mistake

Joe wanted his pizza with mushrooms, he got more than he bargained for.

This ought to get me 300 votes: BOOBS!!!

Alabama signed a non-conditional surrender the next day.

Why you should never agree to light one of Rosie O'Donnell's farts.

Ten bucks says they're singing Kumbaya.

I "told" the Dr. I had a burning sensation when I pee. But, he didn't believe me till I showed him.

I guess the Black Eyed Peas really have Boom Boom Powed.

Looks like somebody finally asked George W. Bush a math question.

OMG, can you see it. There's totally an image of Bin Laden's face in there. Toooo creepy.

I tried it at home...

Ten Seconds Earlier: Hey guys! Check this out!

we can only hope the Jonas brothers were still on stage when this firework malfunctioned

"Are You Happy NOW!?"

MacGyver created this explosive with an empty soda bottle and spare bicycle parts.

Is it Fire Week already? Damn.

Burning Man: Chernobyl style!

Death to the stilt people...you too flaming shorts man!

The most awesomely painted water tower ever.

Johnny Cash's cookouts rarely ended well.

...and boom goes the dynamite.

With no Dark Lord left to serve, the fires of Mt. Doom started a rock band and went on tour.

Australia: Did we mention some of them arent just poisonous?

...they all died from radiation poisoning. HA HA HA HA, LOL! oh... wait...

Everytime you masturbate this happens to a kitten.

God lights a fart.

"one of the best ideas ive ev..."

The Human Torch took way too much Viagra.

"Dammit, this was supposed to be a RAIN DANCE!"

If you look very carefully, you can see giant boobs among the fire