Craptions Classics November 05, 2009

In Germany they take the sobriety tests seriously.

bilbo1

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"Hey Frank, I think I dropped the third one. Can you toss it back up here? ...Frank?"

ChaseMitchell

Be careful you don't cut your juggler vein.

GaseousClay

Everybody loved the hip new Rabbi, until it was their turn for a circumcision.

This explains that chalk line in the previous pic.

Ometeotl

He went from unicycle to uni-testicle in one uni-second.

Julius_Goat

You can always tell the really good executioners.

Ed_Gein

Still less dangerous than e-Harmony

CavalierX

Hey Cracked, I get that it's Street Worker week, so I have to beg you not to put up a picture of my mom tomorrow.

Versus

2 minutes late... I'll never win

fede80

The Zodiac killer is getting really bold.

Blinker_Fluid

It was the perfect alibi...

Velvet-Crow

Joe the Executioner knew how to put on a show before beheading the condemned.

Mr.Excalibur

Completely missing the point of The SlapChop®.

Julius_Goat

I'll be impressed when I see him texting at the same time.

Fkelleghan
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