Other Craptions

"Hey Frank, I think I dropped the third one. Can you toss it back up here? ...Frank?"

Be careful you don't cut your juggler vein.

Everybody loved the hip new Rabbi, until it was their turn for a circumcision.

This explains that chalk line in the previous pic.

He went from unicycle to uni-testicle in one uni-second.

You can always tell the really good executioners.

Still less dangerous than e-Harmony

Hey Cracked, I get that it's Street Worker week, so I have to beg you not to put up a picture of my mom tomorrow.

2 minutes late... I'll never win

The Zodiac killer is getting really bold.

It was the perfect alibi...

Joe the Executioner knew how to put on a show before beheading the condemned.

Completely missing the point of The SlapChop®.

I'll be impressed when I see him texting at the same time.

Dr. Kevorkian got really creative in his later years.

"Where will you be when your Laxative starts working?"

Nothing Steve did could compensate for the fact that he was a liar and his pants were on fire

America's Funniest Home Videos: Suicide Retard Edition

With that mask on, he doesn't even realize that the audience left like 10 minutes ago......

This is one scimitarlating show he is putting on.

$20,000,000 lawsuit in 3.2.1...

Thats how I like my women. Dangerous and with a bag over their face.

The most impressive part of this picture is the giant egg beater that he's riding.

Hey kids, thinking of trying drugs? Why not just juggle knives blindfolded on a unicycle?

Quite frankly, he wore the mask not for effect, but because he did not like to see the carnage he caused.

Nobody had it in them to tell Frank that he had been performing to a brick wall for the past 17 years.

You know how they say you shouldn't wake sleepwalkers. Well, this goes double for waking Bill.

Look ma! No brains!

I don't know what he's doing but I'm jerking off to it!

Hey, where's the third knife? AND WHERE'S BILLY?

Supervillains just keep getting more impractical these days.

he's wearing a mask because his face is so F***ed up from failed practice sessions.

Wearing flame pants while blindfold unicycle juggling in front of the garage door of a busy fire department. Kids, do not do this at home.

Some terrorist beheading videos are more entertaining than they are traumatizing.

"So you think you can Juggle"...on FOX tonight!

Oh, yeah, stilties? Unicycle THIS motherfuckers!

Oh for the love of Allah, Aziz! Stop showing off and kill the hostage already!

"Believe it or not, he's not even the best chef at this Benihana's."

Jake died doing what he loved, a mum. As for this guy, well he's just another street peformer. Whatever.

The Elephant Man's son, Elephant Boy, wasted no time learning tricks and skills that made himself useful for the Circus Freak Show; unlike his famous father, who just moped around complaining about how badly people were treating him.

Ironically, in high school he was voted "Least Likely to Die In A Machette/Unicycle Catastrophe."

Guy Fawkes Day in England, Guy Fucked Up Day here.

NIce shorts, fag

Don't give him any of your money. He'll just blow it on flaming torches.

Nice shorts Fag!

The Grim Reaper... in San Francisco...

I don't know what's braver: juggling swords blindfolded while unicycling OR wearing those shorts

Dear inappropriateboners.com, so I'm up on a unicycle...

He's not a professional. He just has a huge crush on a nurse in the emergency room.