Other Craptions

Thirty seconds later, the French dwarfs surrendered.

"Mount up. We're chasing unicycle pussy tonight boys."

This is not what I meant by getting high...

Vote for this craption and I will do anything you want. Anything.

Now all midgets can feel like real people! Even though they're not..

Arbeit macht tights.

#107 on the list of things that will get you killed in Alabama.

After a long day of blowing giants, the boys took a break.

Finally, someone for the cops on Segways to laugh at.

"If this doesn't get me laid, nothing will" "Don't worry dude, this'll work"

hotdog on a stick, pizza on a stick, cheesecake on a stick. we all knew the state fair would come to this.

Red touch yellow, kill a fellow, red touch black, Hobbits attack!

Viddy well my droogies, gather up ya yarbles and find your balance for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence.

Everything was going well, until they met the Chainsaw Club.

These freecreditreport.com commercials are getting ridiculous.

"Quit acting like you're above me, Frank."

Pictured: Atleast 694 people's daily waste of time.

ok men charge!!! *trips*

Rumpled Stilts Kids

So, I told the guy "sure I can use a few extra bucks". WTF was I thinking?

If this caption wins then my girlfriend will give me a blow job....come on don't leave me hanging.

They gathered around the chalk outline every day to gloat over the fact that they had killed the only tall one in the group.

Billy Mays here! Has your life ever felt short and colourless? Then I have the product for you!

Hey, Cracked? Where the hell is the cheerleader with the naked breast craption?

If getting a high rated craption is as simple as saying nipples then - stilts.

Don't laugh, if we lost WWII this would all be us

all of this just so they could moon the guy in that house.

Pedophiles call them popsicles.

Crime Scene Investigation

You wouldn't be laughing if it was Chuck Norris

"You know, Hal, 695 votes for yesterday's Craption is just insane."

You know Hans? I remember a day when men could wear German colored tights, tunics and walk on stilts without becoming a craption...

Five minutes later, Franz surrendered.

Well, the "Kill" list just got 8 new additions.

the poles invade germany!

we've had it up to here with uwe boll

CSI:Canada, well we all saw it comming...

What's the rule? Red on Black - Friend of Jack, Red on Yellow - Gay as Fuck.

"So I sat down to watch last night's episode of Lost but TiVo recorded the Weather Channel. Let me tell you, there is nothing more ridiculous than watching yesterday's weather."

The Joker's School is quite popular nowadays.

They use stilts to wade through the flowing river of shitty craptions.

The Keebler Elves terrifying new plot to get you to eat their damn cookies.

"I thought the blue pill meant I can go back to my normal life!"

You're a genius, Rafael! No terrier can nip me up here!

I thought Germany was a lot more badass.

Eastern European Street Gangs are some of the most feared in the World. Not Pictured: An Eastern European Street Gang.

Honey, why is there ass on the window?

In Germany, you only get two choices for Halloween costumes. All the cool kids went with Nazi zombies.

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