Ronin22
Anyone else just a little bit curious why we're hanging around that chalk outline?
spydrmunkie
hotdog on a stick, pizza on a stick, cheesecake on a stick. we all knew the state fair would come to this.
Awesominator
Viddy well my droogies, gather up ya yarbles and find your balance for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence.
Kamikaze Phoenix
They gathered around the chalk outline every day to gloat over the fact that they had killed the only tall one in the group.
AlucardJones
If this caption wins then my girlfriend will give me a blow job....come on don't leave me hanging.
Dover
Billy Mays here! Has your life ever felt short and colourless? Then I have the product for you!
Mothra24
Hey, Cracked? Where the hell is the cheerleader with the naked breast craption?
GladAngel
You know Hans? I remember a day when men could wear German colored tights, tunics and walk on stilts without becoming a craption...
sugar-pickle
The Keebler Elves terrifying new plot to get you to eat their damn cookies.
jmxcomp
"So I sat down to watch last night's episode of Lost but TiVo recorded the Weather Channel. Let me tell you, there is nothing more ridiculous than watching yesterday's weather."
SRLivewire
Eastern European Street Gangs are some of the most feared in the World. Not Pictured: An Eastern European Street Gang.
Ronin22
In Germany, you only get two choices for Halloween costumes. All the cool kids went with Nazi zombies.
jaykay-l-oh-l
jfsldf? fjdsl sd lsfdlfkl? orweosdfkl!! jdklfsaoen!1!oen!1! alsdfklasdfFUCKYOUFAGGOTDSF!!
Mr.Excalibur
Have you ever touched boob? No. Have you ever touched boob? No. Have you ever touched boob? No.
Ronin22
You idiots! It's only impressive if you can keep your balance while walking around.
dungeonmaster11
"Ach, herr Schultz, are you SURE zis vill help de vurld forget about der Motherland's history in der Holocaust?" "Vell, I certainly vasn't hearing any suggestions from YOU, herr Brunt! Eff-Vai-Ai, if zis fails, ve'll go through the routine again, mi
itoldyouso
These are the "Down the Blouse" guys. You'll find the "Up-skirt" gawking crowd hiding in the sewer drains.
Julius_Goat
They seemed like the ideal students. But after school, they'd all meet out behind the building and get high.
MRDUCKS
Dude, I'm so glad I don't have to work at McDonald's anymore. Those uniforms are so dumb looking!
Guy_Moonay
My house had an infestation like this. Best thing you can do to get rid of them is blast some Slayer.
SomeLousyBum
This is Stilts territory, right here. No-one does business without our permission.
captaincabbage
'. . . and that's how they work!' explained Neville to a young Adolf, completely unaware that his 'stilt brigade' concept would later find it's place on the front-lines of war, freaking the unholy shit out of the allied soldiers
WorstNameEver
When you run with this gang, you take a shit wherever you damn well please.
DrTom
"So I sez to me mum, 'Clown College? Fookin' CLOWN College?' What kind of fruity job is that for a circus man?' And she laughed at me. Blimy!"
itoldyouso
And you thought those swirly poles out side of barber's shop were just for decoration? You can't graduate unless you can straddle two of them while giving a straight-razor shave... (ouch!)
asano_man
After the 3 murder that month, the Hagerstown police department started to question the usefulness of the newly assembled Special Stilts Unit.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Hello? Yes, there are a number of brightly colored hooligans loitering in front of my house. Please send an officer to shoot them all.
Julius_Goat
"OK, so we hit the bank, and while they're all busy trying to figure out if our stilts are poisonous or not, we crack the safe."
Bluedevil8244
First time? Yeah, I remember my first time... Oh yeah, the mustache tickles at first... What? Oh no - you just gotta stand there and he does the rest
spud
At Aspen's Ski School, you can always spot the "noobies" because they put their skis on vertically, instead of horizontally...
Ometeotl
For some reason, there were people delusional enough to root for the Stiltskins in the new, expanded NBA.
tubbyninja
The first rule of stilt club: we don't talk about stilt club. Seriously, they're just going to laugh.
Julius_Goat
"I tell you Franz, I know that German Nationalism led to bad things, but honestly, do we need to go this far to make us hate ourselves?"
OttoGaines
sons I am dissapoint , with all of you... and all of your friends with crappy craptions
ringslinger
Marching bands in German high schools are slightly different than those in other countries.
ipsocrapto
Howard! Those no good stilt punks are loitering at the front of the house again!
Kamikaze Phoenix
The butterscotch guild were bitter over their height, and tried to outdo the lollipop guild with fancy inventions.
Mothra24
In order to be competitive in the Olympics, the Italian basketball team tried just about ANYTHING.
paranoid_robot
Because of the economical situation, less people were going to see Cirque de Soleil, so they were forced to cancel all their shows and become street performers.
getittwistd
I'm seriously thinking about quitting if I don't get promoted to head stilter soon. Over at Stilts 'R Us I can make $1.50 more an house for the same work!
Kamikaze Phoenix
European gangster rap styles were VERY different than their American equivalents.
zaprowsdower
Germany was disappointed to discover that no other nation sent a team to whatever the hell competition this was supposed to be
Versus
If walking around in matching uniforms on stilts is wrong, gay and sad, well I don't want to be right, straight and happy.
scottwr08
I turned the corner and my heart stopped. I had come face-to-face with the stilt gang, known for their brutal and sadistic acts…and for looking really gay.
jekelish
I can't be sure, but I think at least three of them are taking a shit right now.
RogersIB
Their outfits are definitely stilted towards, oh I don't know, what is the word I am looking for...rhymes with day...ummmm..
snowblind98
ok, so you all understand the rules right?. The ground is hot lava, and john is an alien. Ready?, GO!!
Xanderman
What was that, Sven? See that chalk outline? thats what's left of the last guy who said he was tired of wearing stilts.
DrTom
There is, apparently, an entire squad of young lads whose sole lot in life is to clean Prince Charles' ears.
Versus
If a guy on stilts falls in the middle of the woods and no one is there to mock him, is it still funny?
aladdin
There was one guy falling from the stick yesterday. You can all see his contour in the bottom right corner of the picture.
JonDyer1988
remember that kid who thought he was funny on career day? we have fast forward 15 years.
Backinblack
"Hans, from up here, I can see my house!" "You're standing in front of your house, Frans." "Ya, I know!"
mactheknife
my RUM will PULL the STILTS over the SKIN! Rumpelstiltzkin, get it! thats a gay ass name, by the way.
tyberious
I cant believe you guys picked the same costume as me. This is bull shit..............
grumnut1
Little did they know they were about to be rumbled by bikers wearing platform shoes.
CamarilloBrillo
What's the most difficult thing about learning to walk on stilts? Telling your parents you're gay
1.21jigawatt
Can't SAFTEY Dance on stilts, Is it safe to dance. S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y. I feel ashamed of this post, I'm getn old :(
Backinblack
Laugh all you want, but this gives us an EXCELLENT view of the St. Pauli girl's bosom... nipples too!!!
kaly76hummer
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Cowbell
"Walk tall and carry a big stick." I think the French misunderstood Teddy Roosevelt.
wakawaka5
Anyone else just a little bit curious why the best caption is UNfunny and realize it doesnt matter how funny yours is because the first 3 or 4 captions done are always highest voted EAT DICK CRAPTION NIGNOGS
bcanders
Dude, your view on immigration policy is stupid - you don't have a leg to stand on
jtklove
They all have stilts in their pants, too, because a bosomy tavern wench just walked by.
Blinker_Fluid
What's the world coming to? You can't go anywhere without seeing young hoodlums getting high.
Mr.Excalibur
I'm confident that with these outfits and these stilts, some Eurpean countriy WILL surrender to us.
ChaseMitchell
The German basketball team was determined to take home the Gold this year.
Lavender
Decorating the stilts - $895 Matching costumes - $8,080 Making sure your inlaws to be were out of town - priceless
surrealfishgod
No matter how high Olga raised her windows, the local schoolboys still found a way to moon her incessantly.
Lavender
With the French judge on our side, NO WAY we can lose at synchronized swimming!
NightOwl26335
The taller they are the harder they fall ... and, with those outfits, once they hit the ground they had better run like the wind.
Medvedev
Can you confirm, under oath, that you have never set foot on Carl's property? -Yes, your honor.
troll_alx
With Charlie's outline still chalked on the cobblestones where he fell, the rest of the squad had to decide whether they could go on without him.
AjWasHere
Alas, the police brigade specializing in rescuing those hanging onto the tops of buildings arrived too late.
Rhymenstein
Yet again, the Stilted Scotsmen were back in town, and everyone breathed a collective yawn.
gdbg12
And all the way on the left, you'll see Mark, who coaxed his friends into coming along just so he could peep through Mrs. Krause's window.
HMS_Ford
"C'mon, guys! We can beat yesterdays Craption vote! We have only 694 votes to go!"
Pieter
"Take heart, men. Our numbers may be small, and our purpose may not be clear, but...um...sorry, I really thought I was going somewhere this time."
CptKrunch
"You think your wall sits are bad? You shoulda seen what we had to do in clown college!". Just one of the many excerpts from my new book 'Things My Uncle Jerry Said While We Stayed In His House That One Weekend Because Our House Was Getting Tented Fo
CptKrunch
Oh hey, my house has the same blue door, and the same brick wall, and same windows, and OH MY FUCKING GOD!
CptKrunch
You know what Tom, we all said we'd do it if the Philles lost. So you can just shut your Yankee loving mouth!
CptKrunch
Ted knew he wasn't crazy, and this is the exact picture he needed to prove it!
akagugo
I'm getting tired of waiting for their predicted torrential rain and flood thing! I think it's a joke by meteorologists!! The sea-level won't rise today...
CaptainDildo
The Swiss Guard had to improve their uniform after their last inspection came up short.
Mikelibrarian
Disgraced FEMA head Brown was recently put in charge of Amsterdam's dykes.
Dover
"Awww dude... You also wore the 'Spanish dude on stilts costume?' This is going to be a laaaame party".
MillsC9
Just becausae I'm not shocked to see this picture; does it mean I'm somehow stilted.... rimshot!
Rex-Jester
In Dongsylvania, they attempt to improve the troops' morale by getting them all high.
crazyivan
Janice would come home to find she had fallen victim to the Venetian Windows Crappers!
Dover
Even after the passing away of their leader, the stilt people continued to gather at his death scene. Cause of death? Stilts! Duh!
aladdin
They were all disappointed when the new blond school teacher proved to have already dressed in the principal's office.
MacFrantic
Where is Elias with those trenchcoats? Oh, how I hope the Tall People's Society will take to this ruse.
Ed_Gein
Now that everyone was small, Alice was ready to slip them some of the pill to make them grow again. Wonderland would never be the same.
quake52
After a while the Germans ideas for global dominations just started to go further south.
sprayette
Germany's latest superhero league, Vati Lange Beine are investigating a murder. The main suspect? The jews as usual.
Mr.Bill
We represent the Candy Cane Guild and we don't like the Lolly Pop Guild invading our turf, you got that?
JudG.
The new German conservative party with their so-called "Immigrant-stompin' Sticks"
HMS_Ford
You know, Steve, that Gutenberg and his candy-ass printing press can't hold a candle to us!"
hilarybee3
...and the cheese, he says to the bread, he says, "Ey! Let go of my Stilton!" Hahahahaha!
Bettan
With the Luftwaffe, the germans felt that they had conquered the skys, the Panzer divisions was holding the ground, so the next logic step was of course, to try and gain dominion of the in between, thus, Stiltwaffe was born.
siamesesin
"Germany's Best Dance Crew" favorites Left 2 Reich gear up for the Mayday Week Challenge.
Nonsense88
*Looks at the chalk-marked remains of his old friend* -Man, I sure wish Bob could be here with us today. -Trust me, this is what he wanted, I mean look at us!
TwoHourMotel
I'm sick and Tired of these mother fucking midgets, on this mother fucking street corner
Papillon
Occupational Health and Safety will have something to say about stilt walking midgets who attempt somersaults.
Papillon
If you shot a mime with a silenced gun, nobody would noticed. If you felled a stilt-walker with a chainsaw they would applaud.
jellojames
Advertising for McDonald's had never been so extreme. That is, until the Japanese made a commercial for them.
AznWarlord
10 minutes earlier: "How are we supposed to moon them when they build their windows so high?"
Believer720
Unfortunately, every girl that walked into the bar that day knew each of those men were probably overcompensating for something.
kittybot2000
I know Cirque de Soleil tryouts were tough... but this is just over my head.
melikelemons
The French Army, determined to win just a single war, have developed new look intended to “out-gay” the enemy.
CptKrunch
Halloween was a tough night for Darryl. And Mark. And Tom. And Henry. But not for Steve, cause' Steve got laid.
ts_anirudh
This time, Ocean's Eleven decided they cannot afford to leave footmarks behind
BalboaTowers
Ah fuck its Han's troupe, and they are wearing the SAME thing! Quick, hide behind that building! Agh we look rediculous!
MazenAbdallah
What do you mean the senator suspects the Stilties have been staking out his house? How could he possibly know that?
MazenAbdallah
The boys realized that covering up the murder would be a matter of distraction
ForsakenImp
"Oh My God Larry's DEAD!" "Yeah. We really should have learned how to get off these things before we started this."
Langley123
"Murder Investigation? That's a TALL order! Get it? Tall? Cause we're on Stilts?" "...You're an asshole, Frank."
discostu65
I can't believe they kicked us out of the gay pride parade for being "too faggy."
ratchet1215
It doesn't matter how many pictures they take; when I see German midgets, the first thing I think of is NOT stilts.
Tommyg
In an attempt to make this Swiss Guard look taller and thus more imposing, the new German pope retrofitted the traditional outfits... This failed.
Copperpot
The puppeteers who worked the legs for the giant elephant taking a cigarette break.
ratchet1215
The second guy from the right hasn't figured out that he turned invisible yet.
aladdin
The guy in the middle: "Stop suckin' that, mate, or I'll never get rid of this hard-on!"
Lavender
George, when you said "Let's go get high", I was expecting something completely different
Dover
So I take it this weeks thematic is weird sexual fetishes, first sexual asphyxiation, then robotophilia, now oompa-loompa-on-stiltsaphilia?
hammahamma
Hans,all our stilts are supposed to be the same size! Now we look like douchebags!
mactheknife
"i do say, chap, when are the ladies arriving, good sir? Tis a sausage fest indeed!"
papajon0s1
Standing around the chalk outline of the murder victim, the crack team of CSI, Crime Stilts Investigators went right to work.
Bionic_Crouton
You may laugh at our basketball team, but they are still better than the Clippers.
tyberious
I dont know about this alvin? why these colors? I think they make us look ridiculous
Versus
British Peeping Toms are well-known for being open and, well, colourful characters. (Pun intended.)
johndarick
Believe it or not, i am in this picture... 3rd from the right! Clown camp was a BAAAAD choice
Regolithe
Recession hits the shire, and the hobbits begin working for hot dog on a stick.
MafiasSON
Quick! Who has the better chance of getting laid, these kids on stils or the person who chose this pic?!
ScottAldridge
"On the count of three, we use these candy canes to get across the chocolate river back to Loompaland..."
papajon0s1
"Where's Kurt?" "We sent him home. He painted his stilts metallic silver trying to get the ladies to stripper dance around him..."
F1LT3R
"Yeah but you can't claim victory unless you start by saying... '1..2..3..4... I declare thumb war!'"
jaykay-l-oh-l
and to consider that my penis is huge and drags i ended up here with these nice group of people.
LarsViener
They came to visit Snow White's brothel, but they forgot to bring their normal-sized trench coats.
testpattern
Lance, the town hair stylist, made millions off his idea to keep the homophobic anacondas off the gay population. However they did lose Tad when he attempted to go down on Bruce.
Joey_09876
By the end of World War 2, Hitler was getting increasingly desperate for troops...
PhallenAinjewl
Somewhere...Verne Troyer is plotting his assault on his biggest nemesis...Gary Coleman
Pieter
"We must bide our time. But fear not, gentlemen: one day, the whole world will be walking on stilts, and dressed like assholes."
cheesefaceafter
Man, I can't believe we got 2nd place in the "Gays wearing stilts" contest AGAIN!
kylerut
"It was either this or McDonalds, and there was no way I was wearing one of those stupid-ass uniforms."
Deserak
Griffindors less courages find it useful to have some extra hight when they travel to the big Quiddich game
RikzRauzin
The greatest murder scene investigation team ever created... Too bad they are so high that the can't examine closely....
v_raziel
Dude you totally look like that kid Pib from South Park... Dude seriously it's like the 5th time you've said that, don't you have a stupid comment about why we're on fucking stilts?
Believer720
Unfortunately, every girl that walked into that bar knew they were overcompensating for something.
sketchasaurus
I give you the last known living photo of London's infamous street gang "Da Stiltz", taken outside of their hotel during their first and last visit to Oakland, CA.
kittybot2000
Tired of being ignored, the Secret Troubador In Lame Tights Society finally decides to come out in full force.
CptKrunch
In all seriousness. The photographer had to have balls the size of watermellons to take this picture with the chalk outline right there.
huangzhixian108
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ARejectSoShy
No mate you've got it all wrong stilts are the way to get the ladies not a sports car.
anon000
"wait---is that batman? oh shit oh shit---get to the monster truck quick guys!!!!"
jokeface
Oh don't be un idiot. Zey vill never shuspect us. Ve are much too high to veach zat crime shcene!
LiamA
Despite the goofy outfits and bright colors they are still the toughest gang in town.
IcemanLeigh
"For fucks sake guys, I told you that we would have gotten a bigger crowd if we had simply carried around giant heads of Mario characters"
andersonwilliam
The new, more virulent strand of polio wreaked havoc on the Oompa-Loompa population.
The23
"I'm really glad they let us use our dyke hoppers for the gay and lesbian parade."
rgentry
The Swiss Guard has escaped on stilts. Sound the alarm, they seem a formidable opponent.
leaf27
Finally, one day the Oompa Loompas decide to do something about their stubby little legs.
Lerxst62
Members of the Holmes family use stilts to keep their penises from dragging on the ground.
Mr.Excalibur
In Europe, gangs aren't scary and violent as much as they are ridiculous and gay.
zero82
"We need them because women will be all over us once they see us in these uniforms. That's why."
leaf27
Pictured at left - See I told you it is impossible to give a blow job while on stilts. And NO you're not getting your twenty bucks back.
Dover
The size of the stilts are inversely proportional to the sizes of the wangs of the pricks wairing them.
Lavender
To arms,to arms! 1 if by land 2 if by sea 3 if by air 4 to get the best laugh you ever had!
fantastic_rich
Dude, you look stupid, didn't anyone tell you that the shorts should fall BELOW the knee?
CaptainDildo
With the Swiss Guard, it's a shock the Pope needs to worry about his safety.
momoy
Just for fun, toss a c-note on the floor so see how fast they drop to get it. Well, maybe it won't be too much fun when you're out a c-note.
Mr.Excalibur
As WW2 drew to a close...the Nazis became desperate and conscripted some questionable forces.
Fields
How embarrassing! We're all in the same outfit! Coincidently, we're also the same height.
CamarilloBrillo
The renegade virgin-stilt troop were a surprising hit at Oktoberfest this year
MadScientistJC
Gang violence got so much funnier when they passed the 'Ridiculous Theme' Act.
mactheknife
why does everyone think this is in Germany. its not, its in Deustcheland, dummkopfs.
CamarilloBrillo
The German stilt-dancing team relaxed, confident of their place in the final.... of the most meaningless competition ever.
NightOwl26335
French Olympic Basketball Team, very tall but for some reason absoutely no offensive threat.
lynnae
The Franco-German Stilt Club gathers today for the memorial services of a fallen member. Pun completely intended.
Relict
Germany swore that would be the last time Kenya stole their hats. And they meant it.
SpaceyHD
The pre-Christmas gangbang never ceased to boost the elves' morale for the holidays.
imnew
The germans back up plan to defeating the French to their own surprise was entirely unecessary
GladAngel
After hearing the news of the assassination, the "Styltz" waited at the entrance of Coney Island for just the right moment to strike...
RogersIB
Now what was it that Uncle Dean used to say, oh yeah, 'red and yellow, kill a fellow', oh sh*t...run!
dajzi
Even now, that they don't have to climb the wall anymore, they still like to wear them from time to time.
RogersIB
This is why German gangs have never gained in popularity amongst real American Ganstas. Where is the angst, the ghetto mentality, the unwashed denim. The berets are cool though.
RandomOnTheRun
"Alright boys, lets show 'em why we're the ONLY stilt mounted squad on the force!"
DrunkTank3000
Belgium national basketballteam's 'special tactics' under review; second string waiting outside for moral support
HMS_Ford
An example of the type of people you just want to pound and pound and pound with a hammer.
El-ahrairah
"So...did your mom tell you this wasn't gay too?" "N'ah, I choose to be gay on my own."
Ziva042
It's long been suspected that the French were high during the French Revolution.
Komicbomb
The big wigs didnt really know what to expect, but they green lighted the slogan "Army of fun" anyways
tehfunnys
the movie Walking tall did not translate well in other country's changes had to be made.
mickeydazzle
Unsatisfied with the working conditions of the chocolate factory, their journey had led them here...the NBA tryouts.
Rhymenstein
And so, the Stilted Scottsmen would soon be off on their merry way, stalking the countryside, and making much bag-pipery... But why were they so stilted?
Ramblin
Dammit Martha, I just chased the friggin pigeons off the window ledge, and now look. Where's my shotgun?
Badgerconda
George Lucas' original concept for the AT-AT walkers comes back to haunt him 30 years later.
Roughmar
Germany's CSI trying not to contaminate the crime scene using the most advanced technology.
sydneyshaw
On the set with the cast of Germany's most anticipated movie, "Schizer on Fire 2: Little People, Weird orgies"
greeneggs973
"don't any of you guys think it's just the slightest bit weird that we all bumped into each other here with the exact same hats?"
Inverted
Don't you think we wear these long stilts in order to mask our insecurities about our penis size? Good, because I was thinking the same thing.
maserati1945
In England, OCD people take extreme lengths to avoid cracks in the sidewalk. Cobblestones were a poor choice in hindsight, ole chaps.
Fayler
The new batch of guards bound for the Vatican decide on a very poor choice for transportation.
gillchris85
After he fell of the wall, all the King's Men rounded up the usual suspects in an effort to find out who killed the egg man.
mrfreshtodef
"and people said we looked like idiots in these uniforms. who's laughin now?"
cumsies
players from the berlin production of the nut cracker on stilts on ice takes a break before rehearsal
cumsies
The berlin production of the nut cracker on stilts on ice takes a break during rehearsal .
cumsies
The berlin production of the nut cracker on stilts on ice takes a break during rehearsal
alphakennybuddy
Once again, Germany tries to show how much bigger they are then everyone.
alphakennybuddy
When they started out making this German porno, they said they wanted two poles per person...this isn't what they had in mind.
Shsaku
Steve made ANOTHER PUN about these pictures so I shot him, erased it, and wrote this instead. Don't worry, it wasn't that funny anyway......
fzzymunky
waiting for roger to come home, they contemplated exactly how they would have to move around to give him an epileptic siezure
fzzymunky
sitting in wait for old man rogers to come home, they contemplated exactly how they would have to move around in order to put him into an epileptic seizure
SMURFYSA
THE NEW PHYSICAL THERAPIST AT THE SWISS V.A. HAS BEEN DOING VERY INNOVATIVE WORK WITH THE MEN, PROVING SOME ASTOUNDING RESULTS
jellojames
In a tragic twist of fate, all eight of these young street performers were bitten coral snakes simultaneously. There were no survivors.
TheKnifeNinja
"Oh god the chafing..." "Don't worry Paul, only three more days..." "Remind me why I pull pranks with you idiots again?"
SMURFYSA
YES RONIN IN ANSWER TO YOU QUESTION, IN MANY OTHER COUNTRIES THIS IS HOW THEY PLAY HOPSCOTCH
merc456
Hey when they said we were gonna get high and see colours....this wasn't what I was thinking of.
Timm
7:23 AM: Dead man is found by local civilian near his home. 7:28 AM: Police arrive on the scene. Pictures are taken and evidence gathered. Ahalk outline is made and the body removed. 1:35 PM: A troupe of candy cane stilt walking shamans stop to per
Pieter
"Imagine my thrill at finally finding a group of people just like me. The last few groups of stilt-walking men in red-and-orange outfits that I joined were all a bunch of assholes."
Redappleorigin
Knee high socks $2.00, replica court jester costume $35.00, the amount of money its gonna take for your family to buy back their dignity after your not so tragic stilt accident? The chalk outline was free...
Whenidie
These are a part of the 72 virgins those Islamic people are always talking about
TheCreativeFool
The naive girl had no idea that screwing that candy cane would change her life forever... and for the worse.
angryscotsman93
"Jim, are you SURE this is where the Medieval Stilt-Owner's Association convention is?" "For the last time, YES!"
fostercomedy
Today's hard-to-detect heroin dealers use less conspicuous disguises than ever.
ubluvinit25
Dude, I am really worried that she's not taking our relationship seriously. Do you think she thinks I am gay because all I do is hang out with guys on the corner? In awesome outfits? Performing?
MazenAbdallah
Just a bunch of guys standing around on stilts and in bright colorful getups, casually conversing among one other...nope, nothing funny to point out here.
StymieMotJuste
When the poloticians start speaking we'll be safe..eh my lofty commrades?
rexthedj
When the sergeant had me transferred to this "special" unit, he promised I'd see more action. I guess he lied.
IcemanLeigh
The bench of the German stilt battling team got disillusioned when France went 3 breakdances up.
LichKing
"What's the matter Steve, your speech seems a little STILTED today, ha ha ha." "Thath not funny you ath hole."
ChristianGuy
"******! Which one of you bright sparks decided to commit this murder on stilts!?!?" "Me, sir!" "As soon as I figure out how to get down from these, I'm going to kick your ***!"
kaly76hummer
Recently, I found an age-gap site called __Agegapmingle.com__ It's a nice place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Age gap is not problem there. You may check out or tell your friends
kaly76hummer
Recently, I found an age-gap site called ~~~ Agegapmingle--C O M ~~~ It's a nice and free place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Age gap is not problem there. You may check out or t
Pieter
"People are still laughing at us. I have a better idea: how about we wear leather jackets, trade the stilts in for motorcycles, and change the name of our group to 'The Hell's Angels'?"
touchmybody
An extreme new form of "retro" protest, the discontent sought to fart on the entire building,
87gn
The French surrendering is not a joke. It is a series of clever sarcastic observations. Find something worthwhile to kill yourself over there, Pierre.
Mr.MaJew
Is this that new John Travolta movie everyone has been talking about? Why am I not surprised...
Mr.Salty
Yesterdays forecast in Germany: High Seventies with a chance of three-foot flooding.
thefooligan5
The unfortunate progeny of Violet Beauregard hatches a plan to kill Willy Wonka.
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