Other Craptions

hahaha! it has nipples

This is the suit you have to wear if you want to have "safe" sex with Paris Hilton.

Hilariously, Jebidiah Jetson's last words were also "Jane! Stop this crazy thing!"

Tony Stark's hillbilly cousin

That diving suit would be useful for wading through the sea of shit that floods every craption contest. Seriously, 90% of the submissions are lame pop-culture references, or they take an original joke from a Cracked article and beat it to death. "Lad

T-1.

To Joe's surprise, it sunk to the bottom of the ocean, never to be seen again!

So I hear they're making a live-action FullMetal Alchemist movie...

"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Have a seat right over there."

Those were the good ol' days, when men were men and killing machines were killing machines.

Now I'm not saying that your incredibly, nauseatingly ugly, son, but if you want in the family pictures, you have to wear the suit.

the reason u dont get laid isnt because u build robots its because u wear overalls

Hi! William Mays here! Do you want all the great pleasure of sex without getting pregnant? Well have I got the product for you! This is the revolutionary CONDOM!

I like my robots with a little spunk................on their face

Whenever someone would ask him, "What's the big idea, fella?" Sheldon would yank off the tarp and yell "THIS!"

The real reason we won the first World War

And next on Wife Swap...

"Danger, Will Robinson! Dr. Smith is out of his FRIKKIN' mind this time!!!"

"Saw, Chainsaw, Hand Hook, Bear-Claw Teeth: yeah, this baby has it all. How old did you say your pre-school child was again?"

There once was a man from Nantucket, who created a evil suit of armor with hooks for hands. No one fucked with him.

what the eff happened to safe word elroy?

Joel Schumacher's Robbie the Robot.

With a little elbow grease and a can-do attitude, you too can build a pile of crap in your barn.

No thanks...I'll just jerk-off the old-fashioned way.

hahaha! a fuckin' retard on the second spot today

Henry Ford creates the Edsel, naming it after his mother-in-law "Ethyl". or, the "Battle Axe" as he called her.

It's life Jim, but not as we know it...

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. Not talking about the robot.

Orville Redenbacher's prototype popcorn popper was just a bit too cumbersome for the general public.

Were the nipples really necessary?

You thought Teddy Roosevelt was bad-ass? Just wait 'til you learn about his long-lost twin brother Barnabus, and his efforts to not only bring back gladiatorial combat, but to make sure it had enough carnage to make the original ancient Roman stuff

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

Wilbur and Orville Wright's little brother Billy, never shared in the glory of the "airplane", but his advances in "Mafia witness disappearance technology" made an indelible mark in history.

This time, Johnny would be prepared for the Loch Ness monster.

Unfortunately for Gary "Goatfucker" Shumann, building a fully functioning robot would not erase his notorious reputation among the citizens of Galveston.

I'll be damned if that shark is going to claim another one of my family members.

Despite Jarvis' Herculean efforts to save Captain Hook's life, he did not keep certain weight factors in mind. Thus, on his first attempt to reboard his sailing vessel, he broke the boarding plank and sank like a stone.

Few know that Jules Verne's books are actually his real-life memoirs.

Jaws just shat his teeth in fear.

teddy is winning? seriously?

The knights that go n...nowhere.

"Don't worry son, daddy just had to borrow mommy's heart and lungs for a little while"

Can't write craption... iron nipples... too arousing... must concentrate on contest...

The silver sufferer

Thanks Steel harmony.........

Now we know who ate and crapped out yesterday's CRAPTION.

The farther down you go in the ocean, the colder it gets, as you can see evidence of here.

He's more machine than man now, bulky and cumbersome.

This will be released on Dec 21st 2012...