Other Craptions

CHROMOSEXUAL!

Somewhere, an awkward Cracked.com member got an erection

Five things with no identifiable gender.

the fat one in the background was hanging up at one point too, but it broke the rope

Oh, great: a piece of ass that really screws with your head.

"Aw, fuck. My penis is a Phillips."

I don't see what's wrong with this picture, it looks normal to me, but again I am tripping balls

Christmas Pornaments

Please let this be the Lady Gaga crime scene....

Thats a weird door-knob...

Wow, I guess you CAN polish a turd...

omg thats the same thing java did to han solo, thank god gave us a panoramic of their asses

CUNTree.

When in Chrome, do was the Chromans do.

How men picture women: upper half...confusing swirls and BOOBS...lower half...legs and a SWEET SWEET ASS!

LUCY! I'M HOME!

Robot snuff porn

Cracked, where as long as you are early posting, it wont matter what you will say. It will be cracking people

dfsgdgsfgsdfgsthyttyrtytytryrydfgfsfdsdggd (still better than the other craptions)

I dont know whats more disturbing, the fact that im looking at an aluminum ass or the face that the guy is taking a picture of chrome testicles.

Wonka Ice Cream managed to make it onto store shelves without proper testing.

Unbeknownst to many, that was Mrs. Wallace, hence it was a trap. All who touch it out of curiosity accidentally give Marcellus Wallace's wife a foot massage.

The Amazonian Treasure Snake lures it's victim with promises of silver and golden wealth, then cover's it's victim in a fine silver slime, eats it, digests it, and then poops it out pretty much unchanged. Except that the victim is now wealthier, shin

They see me danglin'. They hatin'.

John Conner: "and that's what we'll do, see, when those mother-f-ing T-1000s try coming back through time again, we'll take 'em to the park and get them high."

I'd hate to see the chick THESE earrings belong to!

"Yep, pretty much everything at this park, you can have sex with!... Well, that's pretty much at any park, anywhere... so... what's so special about this park again?"

The Michelin Man and the Terminator cop in a bizarre mating ritual.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!

Christmas on the planet Mercury, is also often a festive, depressive time of year. Pretty much like it is here, except that we don't leave the suicides hanging around for gawkers to mess with.

Unbeknown to Silver Surfer, Galacticus had two other emissaries like him before, but had eaten them after they displeased him. This excrement is all that remains.

I was going to write a craption about the "Worst first date ever," but you can't tell the gender of any of the 5 things in the picture. On second thought, I guess it still applies.

Chrome Wasps build their nests out of scrap metal, mineral deposits, and slow moving golfers.

I don't know what it is, but I'm jacking off to it.

Alabama circa 3000 AD.

We asked the groundskeepers to get rid of the Chrome Wasps, but it looks like they didn't understand the full extent of the threat until it was too late. Poor fools. Poor dead fools.

The crucible of the future

Luckily for the Tin Man, his ass was just out of Terry's grasp.

They were caught whistling at gold women.

"Collins, you idiot! I wanted sculptures of long-legged BIRDS, not TURDS! Couldn't you figure that out when I told you to put them in the tree?"

cocksicles

Unable to blend in on Earth and unable to contact their home planet, the Conetorsos were left with no other option but to hang themselves.

I got it: Chroma Sutra

First the rings chewed the arms and legs off the black statue, then they started on the silver ones' heads. They've been working their way down for about 20 minutes now. I don't know what they are, but this can't be good.

The worlds tallest Voyeur sculpture.

In 2009, Alabama allows Art Lynching.

pervert, taking pictures of a grrl's ass.

is that a bear in the background?

Bite my shinny metal ass!