gamefreakjohnny
the fat one in the background was hanging up at one point too, but it broke the rope
OttoGaines
I don't see what's wrong with this picture, it looks normal to me, but again I am tripping balls
NotSoFrankie
omg thats the same thing java did to han solo, thank god gave us a panoramic of their asses
Mr.Excalibur
How men picture women: upper half...confusing swirls and BOOBS...lower half...legs and a SWEET SWEET ASS!
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Cracked, where as long as you are early posting, it wont matter what you will say. It will be cracking people
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dfsgdgsfgsdfgsthyttyrtytytryrydfgfsfdsdggd (still better than the other craptions)
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I dont know whats more disturbing, the fact that im looking at an aluminum ass or the face that the guy is taking a picture of chrome testicles.
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Wonka Ice Cream managed to make it onto store shelves without proper testing.
drushjones
Unbeknownst to many, that was Mrs. Wallace, hence it was a trap. All who touch it out of curiosity accidentally give Marcellus Wallace's wife a foot massage.
Rex-Jester
John Conner: "and that's what we'll do, see, when those mother-f-ing T-1000s try coming back through time again, we'll take 'em to the park and get them high."
SRLivewire
The Amazonian Treasure Snake lures it's victim with promises of silver and golden wealth, then cover's it's victim in a fine silver slime, eats it, digests it, and then poops it out pretty much unchanged. Except that the victim is now wealthier, shin
spud
"Yep, pretty much everything at this park, you can have sex with!... Well, that's pretty much at any park, anywhere... so... what's so special about this park again?"
itoldyouso
Christmas on the planet Mercury, is also often a festive, depressive time of year. Pretty much like it is here, except that we don't leave the suicides hanging around for gawkers to mess with.
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Unbeknown to Silver Surfer, Galacticus had two other emissaries like him before, but had eaten them after they displeased him. This excrement is all that remains.
landmine76
I was going to write a craption about the "Worst first date ever," but you can't tell the gender of any of the 5 things in the picture. On second thought, I guess it still applies.
Kamikaze Phoenix
We asked the groundskeepers to get rid of the Chrome Wasps, but it looks like they didn't understand the full extent of the threat until it was too late. Poor fools. Poor dead fools.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Chrome Wasps build their nests out of scrap metal, mineral deposits, and slow moving golfers.
superjaded
"Collins, you idiot! I wanted sculptures of long-legged BIRDS, not TURDS! Couldn't you figure that out when I told you to put them in the tree?"
Awesominator
Unable to blend in on Earth and unable to contact their home planet, the Conetorsos were left with no other option but to hang themselves.
Kamikaze Phoenix
First the rings chewed the arms and legs off the black statue, then they started on the silver ones' heads. They've been working their way down for about 20 minutes now. I don't know what they are, but this can't be good.
bhippie
Jesus Christ it's just two days after Halloween and the neighbors already put out the Christmas ornaments.
Julius_Goat
Dammit, M. Night Shamaylan! You don't have to put a twist in EVERYTHING you do!
BoyManChild
Wee little Jeremey was so close to activating the gateway to heaven, until he noticed the armless black woman in front of him. At last, Jermey found love.
Julius_Goat
These statues are over 1000 times more energy efficient than comparable statues.
spud
"So shiny, I can see myself! Holy shit, I do look like an asshole... Everyone, my whole life, was just trying to be... honest... with me... I've got some apology letters to start writing..."
slickjamesjik
With racism pretty much gone by 3022, the white folks in the south had to turn their attention to other people.
geewizz
"If you stand up real close, you can see it's butt! Oh, I'm sorry, it's your face, because it REFLECTS! HA HA...nevermind"
Dover
I don't see anything wrong with this craption, it's just like a regular trippy cartoon, except this time I don't have to feel so awkward about my erection... No no, wait, I still feel pretty damn awkward...
nimo
At this moment, Colossus feels he doesn't need to explain himself about what he does in his spare time. No further questions.
WorstNameEver
"Didn't I tell you not to cross the streams, Venkman? Huh? Huh?" "Oh, shut the fuck up already, Egon."
fede80
Please don't vote me (No, it's not reverse psychology, I really DON'T WANT you to vote me).
Mikelibrarian
Turns out the church can be flexible about your grave marker if you give a big enough contribution.
kaine48
Kim Jong Il wanted these christmas ornaments. The people inside really wish he didn't.
Kamikaze Phoenix
God, no! It's their mating dance! They're doing their mating dance! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! IT'S NOT SAFE TO BE HERE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Versus
I am Aldar, a robot, I can turn myself into a half-naked drill-man, you can't, so play safe.
Rex-Jester
Wha' 3:05 already? Damn, I would have been on time, in fact I was on time, but, well, I'm an ass man.
geniuswaitress
She's screwed up and always high, but I think you'll find she's got something about her that just shines.
jtklove
It's a statement about the objectification of buttocks, and of how awesome soft-serve ice cream is.
mcfinley
In 2030, the right to hang effigies of the T-1000 is outlawed under the cyberphobic hate-crime act.
bcanders
And I'd skip through the trees basking in my golden shower in the sun ... hey wait a minute!
Kamikaze Phoenix
If they get metal diarrhea, you can pretty much forget about using that camera again.
Lerxst62
Tom always wanted to grab the ass of a silver corkscrew person. He had no idea what kind of hell it would unleash.
Julius_Goat
It represents the struggle between the artist's desire to express herself and the artist's inability to carve an upper body.
Rex-Jester
The high mercury content in drinking water in some communities has been linked to a variety of side effects.
Rex-Jester
The statues were installed off the ground in an effort to keep dog noses out of their crotches.
itoldyouso
When we finally made "First Contact," it was two Mexicans who tried to sell newspaper subscriptions to a couple of dead extra-terrestrials whose parachutes didn't open properly.
scottwr08
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two silver pieces of shit.
Wusstafarian
A monument to the fact that people not only talk shit, but are occasionally made of it
Blinker_Fluid
I used the recession as an opportunity to reinvent myself. Now I make my living creating disturbing sculptures.
bcanders
Xaldaral! How many times have I told you to wear underwear before scaring the primitives!?
JosephGarcia
The serpent in the story of Adam and Steve wasn't quite the same as the one in the often told Christian version.
GaseousClay
Where do you think the killer hid the bodies inspector? No idea but these wind chimes are exquisite.
leneshull
The Tin Man may not have a heart... but he defenetly has an giant-ass-tin erection now!
geewizz
What happened when "Kung-Fu" met the "The Six Million Dollar Man" (warning: old geezer '70's reference)
Truthiness
Damn it, two Silver Shitters but the Silver Surfer remains at large. What are the odds?
ratchet1215
"Okay, I want the one on the right." "C'mon dude, you ALWAYS call the hot one."
jedthehumanoid
This is the result of the first two attempts to send back T-1000. They eventually fixed the problem
smoochy
The scientists analyzed the Alien technology. The photographers took pictures of their butts.
the_phesant
Silver Surfer and his pet snake teleported to Beijing for the Olympics. Unfortunately...
Kamikaze Phoenix
Unless you already have Super-Missiles, don't even go in the park. You'll totally get killed.
dajzi
Its something that we always do in Slovenija, we suffocate our enemies with giant doughnuts, chrome them and use them as ornaments in our parks.
spectre_vampire
For years silver people have had to endure the injustice of prejudice and racism. Is this the legacy we want to leave behind as a society?
spectre_vampire
Dude, let's get out of here. I think Mr. & Mrs. Swirly are about to get it on.
paranoid_robot
Lady GaGa and Madonna hung themselves when they saw they were wearing the same outfit.
Stéphane
"It symbolizes the swirling of society within us all especially...ah screw it, it's a shiny swirly butt is what it is. Wanna buy it?"
1.21jigawatt
I am really, really, because this modern art just does't appear as Art to me. Damn Endowments and Taxes...
BrendanMcGinley
Like most celebrities' children who didn't deserve their fame, the Goodyear twins' fame peaked with a Playboy spread.
1.21jigawatt
Times do change: 1820's Witches were hanged. 2010 Witches are hanged, but now chrome plated for all to enjoy. All yours for 3 easy payments of $99.95
jayinater
Morpheus never told Neo what would happen if he took BOTH the red and blue pill...
imnew
I have a dream: When the lynching of giant naked silver people isn't considered art...but freaking stupid
imnew
Investingating the crime scene, Hiro suspected the glaring four legged statue watching from afar had somethign to do with the lynching of these lovers
biostout
Their patience finally worn away, the wrath of the Christmas trees was both horrible and beautiful...
troll_alx
It took 2 weeks before someone realized this was not a sculpture and notified the police.
GoldenFerret
Dear Mr. Burton, although we do appreciate your interest in our communal Christmas tree this year, we would ask that next season you keep your ornaments to yourself. We think it's for the best.
Sidewinder42
Humiliated by their defeat at the hands of a lesser model, the T-1000's engaged in ritual suicide, thus ending the war.......
SMURFYSA
LUCY AND ETHEL WENT TO PARIS FOR THE LATEST FASHIONS AND AS USUAL THEY HAD TO CALL FRED AND RICKY FOR HELP.
ARejectSoShy
"We don't take kindly to your kind here Tin Men." Welcome to the Deep South of OZ.
iandisme
Where the hell am I supposed to get that much silver spandex? It doesn't grow on tr-- oh.
doobyous
Goldmember's son tried desperately to follow in his father's footsteps, only to surpass him.
Mr.Buddha
Imagine Susan's embarrassment when she realized someone had hung themselves in the same outfit...
Pieter
Oh, here they are! Sheesh, I gotta stop daydreaming when I'm lugging these around!
Nonsense88
"Watch out! Here come the Radiated Penis Men and their sidekick, No Limbs Woman!"
samohan245
hmmmm sex while being hung from a tree.... and why is there another wacthing from a distance?
scottgilc
So you're saying to kill John Connor.... we should integrate dog shit into the T-1000's DNA?
morrisonhs
The Silver Shit-Person Statue, while alliterative, was not what you'd call a success.
lc_ii
more disturbing is the testicle statue in the background. what kind of park is this?!?
smill0313
"Goddamn it! When I funded your research on screw bots, I thought you had something else in mind! Still, it will make more money than the amputee-bot back there. Robotic stub porn is to niche of a market for me"
DonkeysRAliens
Despite the beautiful artwork all the young men are looking at is the ass, Im pretty sure one is trying to high-five it
blake2112
And this statue, son, shows how babies are......wait......something's not right here.....
donarumo
I like her because she so reflexive. Oh, and because she's hanging from a tree.
suitesned
Instead of just shooting them, leave it to an evil overlord to choke them with an anaconda and then dip them in chrome.
leneshull
Nothing special about giant fucking chrom asses.. when you consider the what-the-fuck-is-that-down-there in the corner!!!
lumberjef
I know where to put my dick, I just don't know what kind of protection to use. I will use WD40 for lube.
mcfinley
What you don't realize is the metal tube wrapped around the body is really his prehensile cock.
Dover
Mr 'Buns of Chrome' Silver was the leader of the organization which involved 'Dick in a box', 'S'pork', 'Pie man' and many others, together they formed "League of awkwardly dressed, impractical bums".
1.21jigawatt
I like them. I bet I can get 35 cents to the pound at the recycle center. Or use one for Salt and the other for Pepper.
Badgerconda
The studio executives never thought they'd end up with something like this when they started retooling the Silver Surfer mythos for his new movie, and yet, here we are.
Clockworkalex
The Giant Silver Turds came from out of space and crapped humans. And thats how life begun.
leicester
that's quite an infestation you have there sir. It'll take a couple of sprayings to get rid of 'em.
lynnae
Mississippi's latest attempt to convince the rest of the world that lynching wasn't really so bad.
Zalas
There's no better way to say "Happy Birthday" than with 2.. whatever the fuck these are..
RogersIB
All we used to have to worry about in Florida were the alligators. Who was the braniac that started letting loose pythons? Mom, dad, I'll have you down in a sec, just have to get his attention with this twig.
gutmindter
This is the second time in the last five years that two Silver Surfers have had a head on collision while preforming acrobatics at the Super Hero Show.
BurningEther
You never want to get the silver medal in this fraternity. It's gold or shame.
xsamxdravenx
If you google "Google Chrome", and search in images... this of course won't appear
xsamxdravenx
Behold!: Solid Snake and Raiden in the testing of the new space-age stealth suit. Behind: The brand-new Metal Gear Chrome approaching
MafiasSON
geniuswaitress, fede80 are better than all these, most of these are not even good cracks
ElHuerta
H.R.Giger theme-park. Rated for children, so therefore the snakes aren't in anybody's ass.
Bluedevil8244
Hey Phil - can you hand me that drill bit? Phil: "Do you want the 5/8" or the 6-footer?
GhostRunner
If they had done this to Jesus, would we be decorating our trees with little wooden crosses?
smits017
They used to laugh when they fed those birds that metal, look who's laughing now...
GhostRunner
Hey, That's me in the corner, those are Shiny Happy People and It's The End of the World As We Know It... Seriously, if that guy was holding an Orange Crush this whole picture would be an REM greatest Hit.
GhostRunner
Gosh Billy, do you think these invisibility suits are working? Because I feel like they can see us.
GhostRunner
You know, my parents had mentioned them a couple of times, but I really thought Mirror Balls would be different than this...
testpattern
The annual anal bead harvest takes place every year just in time for thanksgiving. Looks like a bum per crop this year.
vegancarnivore
I started questioning if Billy was a little different than the rest after going to his 10th birthday party.
kylekgrimm
Genetic mutation is more comon in space. After the Michelin Man visited saturn these guys came back.
nclayn
I dont care how advanced the aliens are, I'm getting tired of them boning in my back yard. everything smells metal-y when they're, you know, done.
hogfan01
There were actually going to be two tin men in the Wizard of Oz, but Billy picked one before it was ripe.
sbeechay13
How long will it be before they fall off the tree, and the tin man claims them as his new wives?
fac51
they weren't convinced but the kkk fashion bible said ' silver is this years black'
goobernosski
Hey i thought they weren't gunna start all this Christmas bullshit until after Thanksgiving! I guess they are pretty cute ornaments though...
v_raziel
The T-1000 & The Silver Surfer finally decided on having a pants off dance off!!!
tanshirtman
Marvel Comics/Autoerotic Asphyxia enthusiast: "Okay, are the pinatas ready? Good, NOW it's a party."
TheKnifeNinja
Dude on the right : Dude! Dude on the left : Sweet! (15 hours and a bunch of fun later) Dude on the left : Dude, we were so wasted last night. Dude on the right : Haha, I know right? Dude on the left : Dude, I think I saw those gay Norwegians ha
Grogger
Yeah, those spring mushrooms from Super Mario Galaxy, yeah never eat them if your not Italian...
isles147
Thats just fucking wierd...at least put it on a christmas tree then maybe itll make sense
paulg
timmy and billy were wrapped in the hugest piece of shit ever was dipped in silver and placed on a christnas tree as an ornament today,while these two people started singing "silver bells" to celebrate their accomplishment to "assholes" across the us
docgonzo2009
realizing they could not possibly be anymore bling bling the couple made a suicide pact.
antigyro
"All of those curves and me with no brakes!" said Jose as he finally came across a real life example of his fetish of two girls who are eaten by the Silver Surfer only to have their half-digested bodies shitted out and strung from a tree.
CharlieLynch
Charles found out too late that the aluminum ass ice cream cones were not for eating.
Pieter
"Hey! You got your silver sculpture of a pile of dog shit on my silver sculpture of a guy!" "No, you got your silver sculpture of a guy in my silver sculpture of a pile of dog shit!"
scar28fo
And so the silver surfur and his friend tried to hide from the world by disguising themselves as shit, but they were not fast enough
Jizzle
Midas's lesser known brother, judas, touched two people while they where in the worlds largest dog turds and turned them to silver
sagittarius1203
Darn! Not only did I forget about Daylight Saving Time, but my dumbass computer got AM & PM mixed up... So I'm writing this Craption at 3 A.M. :-(
Rizzano
In the boardroom at skynet - "As you can see, our first test at the T-1000 traveling through time did not meet our expectations."
DV8ED
John Connor checks to make sure the new T-X twins are truely dead in a scene from Terminator 4: Screw You.
chemicalcuke
This is what happens when the silver surfer gets his freak on. Poor little guys.
LesterSmythe
It was bound to happen...our little Michelin Man got his first "Chrome" job!
lightlyused
When will the government force Capri Sun to put warning labels on their packaging?
KerriSue
Hazing is becoming a bigger problem everyday... but you should see the guy who has to spot the knife juggler
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