Other Craptions

The Honduras rebels today assassinated President Yoshi, ending a one year reign of homosexual terror. In other news, Princess Peach is still being a bitchy skank.

He's off to put Yoshi's head in Mario's bed.

The part of mario kart you dont see

-Hey everyone! Look to the left! -No We're not falling for that again!

Enjoyed by ancient Aztecs, Mario Cart was one of the first sports. Of course the loser would be beheaded.

Wow, I never made it to guillotine level before.

Now THAT'S a hunting trophy.

Mario Kart: rated M for Mature.

The Wii sword is a bit difficult to control.

Your world is not so "Super" now, is it?!

*The next morning Mario wakes up in bed*....AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Don't be a sissy -- it tastes just like chicken

Real Mario Kart was a lot of fun, until someone slipped a banana peel and cracked their head open, dying at the scene.

I said "Yo, she gave me head", not "Yoshi gave me head", and DEFINITELY not "give me a Yoshi head".

"Let this be a lesson to the whole Mushroom Kingdom..."

If you had to clean up huge piles of Yoshit everyday, you'd kill that demon beast too.

'This is it? This is the fucking parade?'

Ted was unaware of the corrosive properties of #22 Green Papier-Mache. Ignorance that would later cost lives.

Never take a pinata to a bat fight.

He finally fucked with the wrong mushroom.

Can somebody help me lance this? I think its infected.

The crowd wanted blood, and they got it

Thank you, but his body is in another castle

The Godfather of Nintendo.

Someone please vote for me, the CRAPTION above me just farted and it STINKS!

this is for tonguing the princess

The natives knew little of Nintendo, but they were smart enough to see that this was not the real Yoshi, and they soon beat the impostor to death.

Not only is this the wrong way to carry a Yoshi head, but all the glowsticks have gone out as well. Morons.

Good thing they have the barriers there. Douchebag Who Carries Yoshi Head is a HUGE star in Japan.

Wow, a green bean-bag, big deal... Come on Cracked you can do better than that. Over at Fark, they've got a crocodile eating a baby's head!

Cleanup on Mario Raceway is not always a pleasant job.

Those are all the people making Godfather jokes.

Inspected by number 22? Yeah. There is a problem. Where's the body? Call number 22 in here right now. I'm going to tell him to clean out his desk. This is the fourth time we've had this problem, dammit.

When he said he'd "get Medieval on Yoshi's ass," we thought he meant by playing the game, not putting his head on a spike.

Give it a second. Yoshi's about to poop out an egg on this guy and escape. You'll see.

You see Bowser's walk that this 'blub blub blub,' whilst Mario walks like this 'mama mia, I'm a walking!' This spelt the end for Yoshi's short lived stand up routine in Mushroom Kingdom.

Glorious kazakhstan presents this years Running of the Jews. Quick children smash the jew head before it hatches more jew devil children.

Let's hope Number 23 does a little better than the last 22 contestants.

He wasn't allowed to carry the Birdo head, but Larry had his effiminate glasses to remind the world he was 100% gay.

Bring me the Head of Yoshi Garcia

Yoshi just had to go to Iraq.

I thought I sold that piece of shit at a garage sale

Ok, all I need to do is put it under Mario's pillow. First I need to make sure he's eaten his mushrooms.

Using a giant yoshi head, Carl was able to hide his faggy sunglasses and sneak past the homophobics

The Fans get this. I'm keeping the Good Parts..

Sorry Yoshi! Your body is in another parade!

Test Yoshi #22: Test subject remains unable to avoid falling to death when confronted with a simple hole

After defeating the evil dictator-for-life Yoshi, Rick Astley decides to parade his head around the town square while onlookers bludgeon the head with plastic tubes.

It's still a step up from NASCAR.