racedogg2
The Honduras rebels today assassinated President Yoshi, ending a one year reign of homosexual terror. In other news, Princess Peach is still being a bitchy skank.
Julius_Goat
Enjoyed by ancient Aztecs, Mario Cart was one of the first sports. Of course the loser would be beheaded.
imTKA
*The next morning Mario wakes up in bed*....AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
racedogg2
Real Mario Kart was a lot of fun, until someone slipped a banana peel and cracked their head open, dying at the scene.
Kamikaze Phoenix
I said "Yo, she gave me head", not "Yoshi gave me head", and DEFINITELY not "give me a Yoshi head".
Warren_et
If you had to clean up huge piles of Yoshit everyday, you'd kill that demon beast too.
Fkelleghan
Ted was unaware of the corrosive properties of #22 Green Papier-Mache. Ignorance that would later cost lives.
itoldyouso
Someone please vote for me, the CRAPTION above me just farted and it STINKS!
Julius_Goat
Good thing they have the barriers there. Douchebag Who Carries Yoshi Head is a HUGE star in Japan.
Kamikaze Phoenix
The natives knew little of Nintendo, but they were smart enough to see that this was not the real Yoshi, and they soon beat the impostor to death.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Not only is this the wrong way to carry a Yoshi head, but all the glowsticks have gone out as well. Morons.
geniuswaitress
When he said he'd "get Medieval on Yoshi's ass," we thought he meant by playing the game, not putting his head on a spike.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Give it a second. Yoshi's about to poop out an egg on this guy and escape. You'll see.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Inspected by number 22? Yeah. There is a problem. Where's the body? Call number 22 in here right now. I'm going to tell him to clean out his desk. This is the fourth time we've had this problem, dammit.
geewizz
Wow, a green bean-bag, big deal... Come on Cracked you can do better than that. Over at Fark, they've got a crocodile eating a baby's head!
Brett-Butler
You see Bowser's walk that this 'blub blub blub,' whilst Mario walks like this 'mama mia, I'm a walking!' This spelt the end for Yoshi's short lived stand up routine in Mushroom Kingdom.
fallout555
Glorious kazakhstan presents this years Running of the Jews. Quick children smash the jew head before it hatches more jew devil children.
Brett-Butler
Ok, all I need to do is put it under Mario's pillow. First I need to make sure he's eaten his mushrooms.
Brett-Butler
He wasn't allowed to carry the Birdo head, but Larry had his effiminate glasses to remind the world he was 100% gay.
metsfan
Using a giant yoshi head, Carl was able to hide his faggy sunglasses and sneak past the homophobics
bcanders
The crowd fell silent. Their champion was slain. They watched as the newcomer hoisted his head in the air.
librarianmike
"Uh, Princess Peach. I don't think that's what Mario meant when he said he'd like some head."
whalecancer
Test Yoshi #22: Test subject remains unable to avoid falling to death when confronted with a simple hole
TrogdorRules
After defeating the evil dictator-for-life Yoshi, Rick Astley decides to parade his head around the town square while onlookers bludgeon the head with plastic tubes.
Julius_Goat
After he'd won the big game, the fans carried Yoshi off on their shoulders. Well, one fan did. Let's face it, the rest were all playing Halo.
Kamikaze Phoenix
YOSHI DOESN'T EAT HAY!!! Stupid fucks! Give him some fruit! And get some better glasses you doofus!
tyberious
Come on I just work here, I dont know when the Mario head arrives on the red carpet
Bator
When you are born with a green Yoshi-head shaped hand-replacing mole, you might as well put on pink sunglasses and make an awesome one-man parade of yourself.
spud
Oh shit, daylight savings has me all fucked up in the head. Is that gay rodeo clown carrying a giant bag of weed or what?
itoldyouso
Look, if your Iguana grows so big that it breaks it's terrarium and it's head shoots off, STOP FEEDING IT!
skittlepie345
The only dinosaur left alive and their probably going to sacrifice his head to Satan.
bloodgain
When the recession hit the Mushroom Kingdom, drastic measures were taken to make sure Thanksgiving went off without a hitch.
RogersIB
To continue on your quest, you must first run the gauntlet. Oh, and you have to carry this green head too.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Mama mia! Those sonofabitch mothafuckers killed Yoshi! Oh boy! You know thissa means war. Luigi! Get my hammer! I'm about to go bust some fuckin' heads in!
Brett-Butler
I don't know what 1-21 were, but I can only imagine that they're the different parts of Yoshi's dick.
Dover
Billy Mays here. Yoshi's head is the product for you, regardless of who you are or what you do.
Kamikaze Phoenix
After people hated his glasses, he thought he'd win them over with a popular game character...but it just looked like he killed something cute, and it backfired terribly. He was beaten with white dongs.
Brett-Butler
The final scene of Nintendo Picture's production: 'The Yoshi that Ate Everyone.'
Julius_Goat
Even after his abuse of magic mushrooms left him an invalid who had to be carried around, the crowd still loved Yoshi.
Dover
What? A craption where no penis joke can be made??? Oh no wait, just noticed the white things... Yeah that's right, I just made an incredibly subtle racially sensetive penis joke!
Brett-Butler
Ummm, Calvin Harris? This particular activity wasn't Acceptable in the 80s.
iantendo
"...and for the crime of stealing my red shell on Choco Island I sentence you to death by guillotine."
waldron76
For young Nintendo nerds, the disassembling of Yoshi was like finding out Santa didn't exist.
Pieter
They just don't put in as much effort for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade as they used to.
Semyaza
Nintendo releases the new Mushroom Kingdom Bible Stories. First up: John the Baptist.
Champ
The destruction of Benito Yoshilini's statue in the capital square was truly the beginning of a new era for Italy.
seeingfoot
you know the old rhyme the guys with bats may let it pass but the man in red loves Yoshis head
dpollok
Some jerk sold that poor blind kid just the head and told him it was a whole Yoshi.
economicwarrior
A recent UCLA archeology dig unearthed the previously unknown "Yoshi Gigantius".
gdbg12
Mario only suffered ejection fraction, while Yoshi was left to fall. May we rest our hopes in cryonics.
bdadz
After his oppressive dictatorship, people lined the streets to see Yoshi's severed head.
SpilledSalt
"So Steve, how'd they like the Giant Yoshi Head?" "They kept hitting it with white stuff."
liberalScum
Macy's Thanksgiving parade, didn't have the budget in Mexico that it did in New York
Zapyx
The power of the sunglasses people actully causes the Yoshi head to stop bleeding.
Supermanfxk
Those are almost the gayest sunglasses I've ever seen. If I was wearing them I would cover it up with whatever I could find too.
Soneji
They're all green with jealousy because that guy is the only one who got any head.
RogersIB
Just as Roy Rogers had jis horse Trigger stuffed for posterity, one by one Shredder had the Teenage Mutant Turtles stuffed.
Dover
"Brad, put down Yoshi's head, climb over the hay and come eat dinner... Wow, now there's a sentence I never thought I'd say..."
CaramelBear
After beheadment, the crowd would have to keep the head in the air for at least three hits"
tallestmunchkin
"Okay, just pretend to be normal. If you're nonchalant, then no one will notice."
Dover
Yeah, this is just a normal gamers convention... As you can see, the number of females is greately lacking... Or in this case non-existant.
saruman
In some parts of the world homosexuals still live in fear of cruel public punishment.
gtyyler
The excavation team found what dinosaurs looked like. So, Japan was right all along%Pr
iantendo
Bowser finally resorted to Al Qaeida tactics to get Mario to stop rescuing the Princess
horaholic
The parades are low budget in Mexico, but at least you get to club gay white guys.
rcmasse
"Then answered all the inhabitants of Mushroom Kingdom, and said, 'Let his blood be our hands, and the hands of our children.'"
Chrysoprase
Having grown complacent after easily defeating the French military, Mario and friends weren't ready for the second revolution.
Itzinmynature
kermit the frog sat on a wal, kermit the frog had a great fall. all the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put kermit back together again.
ChriszeHitman
THE BIG GREEN HEAD IS A DISTRACTION FROM THE RAPING OF MARIO TO THE RIGHT ...
Sterchulius
the only thing gayer than being yoshi is the being the guy carrying yoshi's head wearing pink sunglasses. just ask that guy.
goobernosski
Today is Halloween isn't it? How come you people aren't dressed up?! I came as Yoshi...Damn.
johndarick
Years of carrying a big headed italian on your back subsequently ends in death.
swabek
and every thanksgiving in the mushroom kingdom, princess peach and her toad servants feast on a thanksgiving yoshi
SecretAgentS
It appears we mistook Yoshi's head for the world's biggest apple. Anyone wanna take the sticker off?
v_raziel
There's Mario Baseball, Mario Tennis, Mario Strikers and now introducing Mario Mesoamerican Ballgame, the Specials will make you lose your head!
Blancgab
The first annual reenactment of the battle of world 8-1 will begin shortly, folks
RikzRauzin
The alternate ending to Yoshi's Story. Also the reason why there was never a sequel.
87gn
If you can avoid the 'Gators in no-man's-land and scale the hay bale walls, illegal immigration is easy.
87gn
Once again, a very poorly planned & executed French surrender. A pity no one in the crowd actually likes frog legs.
mysecretbush
Turok, with his gay sunglasses on, had a successful day hunting in the Mushroom Kingdom.
87gn
I wonder what the white guy with the camera has spotted? How easily the others seem distracted. I sense impending doom...
neoprime
When the Mushroom Kingdom ran out of mushrooms, the citizens sadly turned to Yoshi meat.
Raidenko
"Scandal in the Mario Kart GP!!!As the driver masked as Yoshi is revealed to be Jenson Button of a rival drivers rooster"
Whit3Russian
The Italian mafia finally figured out a giant green lizard head did the trick MUCH better than a horses...
Chromatic_chic
Chihuahua, Mexico. An unknown man wearing a 'Green Peace' shirt has just walked up and stolen what appears to be the highlight of todays festivities; the candy filled head of a giant turtle. Revelers waiting in line for a chance to take a swing, lo
Chromatic_chic
Chihuahua, Mexico. A man wearing a 'Green Peace' shirt steals what appears to be the highlight of todays festivities, a giant candy filled turtle head. Every year, thousands gather for fiesta tortuga and a chance to beat the crap out of these famo
ultramilkshake
the annual head chopping! you could almost feel the joy the crowd is feeling.
sagittarius1203
Wait... I don't think it's a mushroom, I think it's (what's left of) Wally Gator!
l3illythek1d
This is Jeff. He has slain the Yoshi with trendy pink sunglasses. Bow to him.
MDunson
Frank,I guess you could say Yoshi.... lost his head. (Put on shades David Caruso style)
Eldudarino
This is the price you pay for bringing up Princess Peach's American heritage.
vegancarnivore
The sneak preview of the new Super Smash Brothers game wasn't exactly what we were expecting...
PhallenAinjewl
All those poor Hispanics are gonna be PISSED when they find out that thing isn't filled with candy...
tito_paloma
And the people with white sticks watched on as DJ cool-shades carried their fallen king, Yoshi, to his resting place on the great mushroom in the sky.
hibawashere
Yes my ego is so big, I have to carry it on my shoulder with me..and yes it looks like Yoshi from Mario Kart.
sherkin735
Growing sick of continually being left at home to mind the house Yoshi "borrows" bowser's open top convertible with disastrous, but ultimately hilarious consequences.
m1911lvr
well guess its official..... super smash brothers isn't rated E for everyone anymore now that it includes decapitations of innocent dinosaurs
BaconEgg
With the crowd participating to play as sperm cells, we can truly say that THIS made Sex Ed more useful
Nevlach
When Mario said he needed some head this was not exactly what he was talking about.
GreenDayGirl
the men in pink glasses finally got tired of losing to yoshi in supper smash bros
ulmuchiha
Japan created the worlds first dinosaur for the movie Dinosaur pinatas tentacle rape ninja party. Thousands died.
BleedingSun
Lost and jobless, The ShamWow guy took whatever offer he could to make a buck.
reesieboy
After the loser's head was lopped off, a douchebag carried him in front of the people. Both were beaten by the people. Long live Bowser.
AjWasHere
Japan's annual Giant Turtle Pinata competition has begun to take fire from PETA
deadpuppy
Yoshi's punishment for eating the world's supply of mushrooms was just in the people's eyes
gillchris85
Soylent Green!....its made of ...Yoshi. In retrospect, that really should have been more obvious.
GoldenFerret
Y'know using inflated condoms at these gay rights rallies never really made much sense to me. Oh yeah and the enormous Yoshi head too, I guess...
87gn
Day 22 of the Tour de Mexico. Lance earned the Green Pinata but was forced to wear 3D glasses for this leg of the race as a penalty for taking the lead from the local favorite.
KingSalmon
The unfortunate shape of the man's tumor earned him the nickname "yoshi face"
87gn
Amused Brazilian soccer fans ridicule the arrival of the Japanese team mascot's costume head.
ReverseInverse
The parading of the severed heads of Nintendo icons began with one simple mistake: The Wii.
Sullykong
My doctor told me to try new and strange experiences to help get rid of my fears.
pimpsauce
"Sigh...a freaking degree in graphic design and Nintendo has me cleaning out the basement..."
kevinsultan
Maybe if I hold this giant, ridiculous thing, no one will notice I'm wearing baby blue and pink sun glasses.
delarosalover69
in a meth induced shopping spree, local douche bag buys worlds largest pinata and least expensive sunglasses. he then proceeds to flaunt them in front of the local unemployment office
delarosalover69
in an underwhelming attempt to receive a job at Nintendo, a poorly dressed jew-bag left jobless....but not empty handed......
Rizzano
Kamek's toadies, fed up with the fact that every time they took baby mario, he would reclaim him, finally opted to take Yoshi's head instead. Problem solved.
RobertJSawyer
To its everlasting shame, the Peabody Museum of Natural History at Yale originally had the wrong head on its Brontosaurus skeleton.
addy94
The citizens prepare to ceremonially bash yoshi's severed head with their big white blow up stick things, as a result of his repeated speeding and driving without a liscense.
cdizzy
No one knew the kid in the funny glasses that strode through their midst, but they did know that Yoshi's reign of terror had ended.
economicwarrior
This will teach you to keep your fucking tongue in your mouth next time!
economicwarrior
Recent budgetary constraints have forced the sale of all but one of the traditional head parade floats.
economicwarrior
Looks like somebody isn't getting spotted green eggs and Yoshi in the morning.
tstoecker
Everybody had called him crazy when he took the job, but today was proof that being Bowser's personal taxidermist was the right career move.
ZiggyM
Unfortunately, carrying around a giant Yoshi head doesn't stop people from forming mobs to slap those retarded glasses off of his face.
swankyway
The death-swelled head of Kermit the Frog as presented to the previously jilted Miss Piggy.
Joshy206
When Yoshi was beheaded, he went to his heaven: a bunch of fat people with dildos.
rgsupergrover
Being first is what counts. I wonder how high my craption can get with out any referance to the picture? VOTE FOR THIS CRAPTION YOUR DICK WILL GET BIGGER SERIOUSLY
cas6767
White Dildo Day Parade never really got the same budget for floats as Thanksgiving.
Vage
This is obviously the work of Luke Edwards. The Wizard is the only one with the skills to pull this off.
Creative9
Finally after killing innocent video game character, people were free from the hypnose of Dildo Master.
JackRipperz
Those dragons should've read the warning: Reptiles might explode upon consuming.
EditingJungle
A day of celebration as civil war in Panama ends with the Parading of General Yoshi's head through the steets of Panama City
MRDUCKS
Billy once again failed to translate his unnatural love of Yoshi into a winning strategy at the Soap Box Derby.
docgonzo2009
It turns out, that whole everything you eat comes out as eggs seconds later was the beginning of a horrible disease that causes the head to fall off. The fluttering after a big jump to float in the air longer....seizures. red yoshi, blue yoshi, yello
docgonzo2009
It turns out, that whole everything you eat comes out as eggs seconds later was the beginning of a horrible disease that causes the head to fall off. The fluttering after a big jump to float in the air longer....seizures.
JDCAce
After a heated debate in the Pamplona city hall, the city decided to replace the 'running of the bulls' with the 'walking of the Yoshis.'
darrenp21
And now to return this halloween costu...Cripes! This the longest return line I have ever seen at Walmart!
RudyCrown
On lap 345, Yoshi's kart slammed into the wall in a fiery hell storm, this is a sad day for racing folks.
laurenf504
Seems like the whole world in a recession, remember when a man could afford some decent pants and a real camel?
November 2009
October 2009
September 2009
August 2009
July 2009
June 2009
Copyright © 2005 - 2009 Cracked Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved. CRACKED, CRACKED.COM and the "CRACKED" logo are trademarks owned by Cracked Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved.
thisisme_ari 
Nov 20th, 2009 
Nov 19th, 2009 
Nov 18th, 2009 
Nov 17th, 2009 
Nov 16th, 2009 
Nov 15th, 2009 
Nov 14th, 2009 
Nov 13th, 2009 
Nov 12th, 2009 
Nov 11th, 2009 
Nov 10th, 2009 
Nov 9th, 2009 
Nov 8th, 2009 
Nov 7th, 2009 
Nov 6th, 2009 
Nov 5th, 2009 
Nov 4th, 2009 
Nov 3rd, 2009 
Nov 2nd, 2009 
Oct 31st, 2009 
Oct 30th, 2009 
Oct 29th, 2009 
Oct 28th, 2009 
Oct 27th, 2009 
Oct 26th, 2009 
Oct 25th, 2009 
Oct 24th, 2009 
Oct 23rd, 2009 
Oct 22nd, 2009 
Oct 21st, 2009 
Oct 20th, 2009 
Ronin22 
jeevesz 
pwfisher 
hairwaytosteven 
ED_209 
Joebob034 
B1x 
Copperpot 
marct33 
smoochy 
SRLivewire 
cvsuave 
freak42 
Ceveron 
Wiseman_2 
Anthony_H 
Chug 
Conzilla 
savinator 
daddy_teo 
okeydokey 
h-bomb 
juxtaposedus 
Truthiness 
Backinblack 
fuzzy343 
Zerahoc 
Mr.MaJew 
JCarlton 
jablaer 
mnidjm 
kaine48 
queeftastical 
Akechi 
bdubs313 
callmekool 
Sirsolo 
Brave! 
emmyuk 
Ometeotl 
Upfish 
AllyourBase 
xThorsefx 
testpattern 
MCRrox 
PEEWEE292 
LCP 
FourFinger 
willenium5 
quagmyre 
Manatee 
Boxy 
luminaro 
Wayoffbase 
DTG 
shewillkillme 
CardCraze 
kage505 
Hechtor31 
HMS_Ford 
spazit 
tanshirtman 
JaimieG 
J.M.S 
TheBeatles 
Rengoku 
SillyPhilly 
Badhabit 
Awaken 
McPasty_Boy 
mjboudx 
shart_bite 
dogman 
Mordor 
mikerattt 
FranCHESTca 
piet9007 
cubecompanion 
hoodieninja4 
Nonsense88 
asiguere 
lukeyflukey 
dead_alewives 
Captain6Tango 
captainHamsack 
ScottAldridge 
izwingéd 
Hitchings12 
dajzi 
