Other Craptions

And then it shambled away, leaving the town much the same as when it had arrived. Except that all the frisbees had been helpfully taken off of the roofs. Oh, and the babies had been eaten.

And so the children stacked themselves one on top the other, put on the costume, and awkwardly walked to the liquor store in hopes of buying more sake.

"I can hug ALL of you. Why do you scream and run?"

I always wondered who changed the bulbs in the traffic lights.

"God dammit, Tim. The stilts go on your legs! ...This is going to be the worst white power rally EVER!"

Just wait until M, C, and A show up and we'll get this party started!

Jesus's second coming hit some road blocks when he ended up in Japan.

The makers of Miracle Grow would like to remind you that their product is not meant for human consumption.

Watch out! He's armed!

The Asian Academy Awards require a bit more shelf space...

Last guy tried to prove that being first is more important that the quality of the craption. Let see if still holds true. Observe – gay.

Can't... hold... these... buildings... much... longer...

Oh my God! You mummified Mr. Fantastic! You bastards!

I TOLD you not to feed Jesus after midnight!

Harroween

Great. Angel slept with Buffy again.

"oww, be careful where you point those things, jesus!"

"I just want a hug!"

Nightmare on 日本東京都渋谷区道玄坂 Street.

OmG 1ST!!! I R WinNAr!

King Midas was fried when he tried to turn the electrical wires into gold

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"... (that's right folks, I'm old as fuck)

His backflips are mediocre, but DAMN can he stick the landing!

I think its about time you have that mole on your back removed.

The sign says "Arms Dealer"

Japans Statue of Riberty.

Lady Gaga's really gone gaga this time.

The Sweet Zombie Jesus Memorial

If you say 'Got Wood' one more time, then I'm going to give you one hell of a splinter

Just stand in front of an open window and dial 1-800-HANDJ...wow that was fast service! This guy's getting a tip!

The Butterfly Man returns to mate every 100 years. Of course, in Japan.

How the Japanese see Extra Terrestrials

I still can't get this TV station, move your left arm up a little.

CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CRACKED!CR

Safe! Just kidding, you're really in quite a lot of danger.

IT'S GOOD!

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

All Jim wanted to be was a helicopter

The real Cirque Du Freak:The Vampire's Assistant Vampire starts an angry rampage in Japan,when it was revealed to him that John C. Reilly would be playing him in theaters. In Consolation,he'll be in the next Transformers movie.

"Please, Father, forgive them, for they know not what they craption..."

"I tried to make myself bigger and badder than death itself, but people still laugh at my tiny penis... and now I can't even put it away!!!"

Mummy, Mummy there's a Mummy outside.

This is the leader of Daft Punk man, Chimney dumpers, S'pork, Pie man and Boximus Prime; And together they form "The League of Extraordinarily ordinary people, with awkward and impractical costumes"

Christo Redeemer or "Oh Christ the Grim Reaper".

John was elated. He needed crutches no more!!!

Fly my freaky golden Japanese thing guy, fly.

hey dude, that's nice, but they already invented the AIRPLANE...

"Taxi!"

Strong enough for a man, but made for a statue.