jekelish
I once caught a fish, this big! No, just kidding. I'm really here to enslave you all.
Julius_Goat
And then it shambled away, leaving the town much the same as when it had arrived. Except that all the frisbees had been helpfully taken off of the roofs. Oh, and the babies had been eaten.
Frodeezy
And so the children stacked themselves one on top the other, put on the costume, and awkwardly walked to the liquor store in hopes of buying more sake.
gm_zero
"God dammit, Tim. The stilts go on your legs! ...This is going to be the worst white power rally EVER!"
seannyb
The makers of Miracle Grow would like to remind you that their product is not meant for human consumption.
momoy
Last guy tried to prove that being first is more important that the quality of the craption. Let see if still holds true. Observe – gay.
geewizz
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"... (that's right folks, I'm old as fuck)
Kamikaze Phoenix
Just stand in front of an open window and dial 1-800-HANDJ...wow that was fast service! This guy's getting a tip!
Rengoku
If you say 'Got Wood' one more time, then I'm going to give you one hell of a splinter
visitor
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CamarilloBrillo
"I tried to make myself bigger and badder than death itself, but people still laugh at my tiny penis... and now I can't even put it away!!!"
paulg
The real Cirque Du Freak:The Vampire's Assistant Vampire starts an angry rampage in Japan,when it was revealed to him that John C. Reilly would be playing him in theaters. In Consolation,he'll be in the next Transformers movie.
Dover
This is the leader of Daft Punk man, Chimney dumpers, S'pork, Pie man and Boximus Prime; And together they form "The League of Extraordinarily ordinary people, with awkward and impractical costumes"
Kamikaze Phoenix
"Doctor Prostate" was even more gross than The Ring, and the evil doctor was scarier than Freddy Krueger.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Not every customer at the mud bath was equally satisfied. This one threw a fit and had to be kicked out.
Csonny
Do the Japanese celebrate Halloween, or is it like an everyday sort of thing with them?
CamarilloBrillo
And in a feat of ungodly sinister engineering, Reginald had devised a way to continue abusing children from outside his 50' restraining order perimeter....
Kamikaze Phoenix
Turd Turkey soon became a popular action character, and got his own weekly anime series.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Explain again why you picked THIS statue to bring to life? There really wasn't anything more normal looking you could find?
HMS_Ford
"Do not be afraid! I come in peace! I only want to share some fish catching stories with you!
jekelish
"Stop laughing at me, my ridiculously long arms are a birth defect you insensitive pricks!"
itoldyouso
"Follow me, Children, to the Boiling Caldron of HELL!!! No good? Ok, kids, time to take your bath..."
spectre_vampire
Craig realized, in retrospect, that ressurecting Heath Ledger probably wasn't such a good idea.
w1n5t0n
Giving up on finding a villain to beat the Joker, the producers of the next Batman movie settled on the "Silly Putty Man of Japan"
seannyb
Man, how am I going to hold drinks at the halloween party? I didn't think this costume through.
Julius_Goat
Miracle Max warned us if you rush a Miracle Man, you get rotten miracles. This is what he meant.
Julius_Goat
The people who get all jammed up about fast zombies are going to have a shit fit about the long-armed ones.
FightThePurple
Peter Parker was an ordinary man... Until he was bitten by a radioactive environmentalist!
Badgerconda
Everyone in Tokyo expects a Godzilla attack, but none expect the WOODEN JESUSDACTYL!
secksomega
China will not thank the western world for pointing out that hell is in the same direction as their country.
Papillon
Has anyone seen my wife? Last time I saw her, she was wearing a shinny metal bikini.
sprayette
Obviously, Halloween in Japan is more focused on the bizarre rather than the scary
misterq
After his hit points were knocked down to zero, Japanese Jesus surprised everyone by morphing into a new, more powerful form.
Heath
I am Ozymandias, King of Kings! Look on my works, Ye Mighty, and despair...Oh crap! Power lines!
bcanders
It's hard to earn respect when dogs keep peeing on you and teenage boys keep asking "Got wood?"
geniuswaitress
"Usually I like the breast meat, but this time I'll have to go with the wings."
momoy
Vote for this craption and a Nigerian prince will have an unclaimed bank account he would like you to have.
ChriszeHitman
Halloween in JAPAN ... The only day when all the freaky shit in JAPAN look 'normal'...
Kamikaze Phoenix
Beware of Prostate Man, the devious lurking monster who tries to trick unsuspecting travelers into a free "exam"...
CptKrunch
...And then the Rabbi got up off of his purple stool and said 'OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!'
Badhabit
Around Halloween it's Japanese tradition to be a little less fucked up than normal, just a little.
HMS_Ford
The Great Big Thing terrorizes the locals! Men ran! Women screamed! Children got bored and wandered away!
aladdin
"How the heck am I supposed to know where it is? There or there... Yeah, fuck you, too."
aladdin
The sign says: black people with huge dicks towards your left; Chinese people on your right. Ready? Undress!
v_raziel
Wow! Japan figured out a way for me to hug my fat mother in law and scare her to death at the same time!!!
sgt.salt
Peter Griffin: Oh crap! This is worse than that time I turned into a big bronze statue with really long arms! Saddened Fan: Your just not trying anymore are you Family Guy? (sigh)
sgt.salt
Listen I just feel like you have an unfair advantage whenever we play Marco Polo
HJPotta
Japan's merging of Titanic with Lord of the Rings wasn't very successful. But god damn was it awesome.
spectre_vampire
The new "Crow" movie will have a slightly lower SFX budget than is the standard.
nazzy
i escaped the pre-historic era cause they were boring!you guys dont seem any intelligent to me eithr..
Sunsabre
Looks like the Mayan goddess of destruction is making her final descent onto the earth, were screwed. (places bag over head)
Ezpo
The marshmallow man from our future came to enlighten the masses, and they were confused. So the masses roasted the bastard, and then rejoiced!
ZiggyM
What this picture doesn't tell you is that he has a hilariously hi-pitched voice.
el_zilcho111
in actuality, jesus had never been on the cross, instead he went for a frendly visit to mr. Rack
AnotherStrayCat
"I am all powerful! Yet, I can't scratch my own nuts. Little help here?"
Thatnameisun
And here we have the Retardasaurus exhibit...this one is attempting to fly.
CptKrunch
Little Italy in Japan was the only place Mark felt like he could get away from it all, little did he know that it all was close behind.
Dranj
In Japan you don't stick your penis in the statue, the statue sticks itself in your penis. Are you surprised?
dannyboy4
In Japan, they used to scream "GODZILLA!!" out of fear. Now they compare the size of their penis to this.
drelayaraja
This is called the reaching out to the masses. Well people are usually skeptical about it.
DaFool
Whipping his guns out from his overcoat, the barrels got caught and it looked like, well this.
Haloblitz
In America, we have the 4th of July. In Japan, they have the 4th of Tentacle Rape day
reesieboy
Japan loved Reed Richards, and they erected a statue to honor his stretchiness.
djc
The townfolk cudnt understand why they city spent billions on a giant monster fighting robot. Untill...
Reteos
one more inch and i can touch that powercable and shut off the entire japanese power grid MUWAHAHAHA
Zaklog
After Mr. Fantastic's superhero career went downhill, he started drinking and ended up as a street performer.
Ryktree
Stretch Armstrong really should have taken the L'Oreal gig instead of the tanning booth one.
kane7734
I'm telling you its feet were this big and everyone kept running away shouting Gojirra .... gozilla ...... er something like that
raider531
"You know what they say about guys with big arms...oh no, that's feet. Dammit!"
LrdChikn
If this was the Jesus they taught me about in church, maybe I wouldn't be an Atheist
caveman77
Yes I love you this much now will you please finish cause there turning blue!!
calvondy
This happens to us on our planet when we see beautiful females....and your females are reeeeeeally beautiful
meatgetsdirty
After autoeroticism became impossible it turned its pent up sexual frustration against the commercial landscape.
itchy-chin
photo taken just moments before Bob tragically wave his super limbs just an inch too high and hit the power lines. RIP Bob.
The_Killah29
Once he gave is dick size women from all over the world started to form a line at his feet.
tanshirtman
The first statue of three planned for an unfinished monument to the village people.
drelayaraja
Oh..This is called the aerobics in mid air!! Well it is actually my partners tail on my head.
ZenMaster1975
"ARRGGHH!!! We give in already!, Please have mercy and lower your arms! THe pit smell is hideous!!"
wonderboyenius
My question is....What the fuck is a stupid statue doin the middle of a chinese market
crackkills
Young man, there's a place you can go. I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time...
Artileristchick
another boastful assin shows off the latest hit....needless to say, he was paid off by mario
nclayn
You know, for all the credit we give them about being so advanced and all that, you would think the Aliens' courting rituals would be a little more inconspicuous.
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