Other Craptions

Boximus Prime

His ass says "FRAGILE". But his eyes say "YES".

Transformers weren't as bad ass when their worst enemy was water.

Homeless man Charlie Phillips made history that day being the first man to ever wear his house.

"Be careful, Karl, I think he's packin' "

Funding for "Iron-Man 3" ran out just before they purchased the iron

The homeless revolution WILL be televised.

This guy must have really been CARD-BORED

Cyborigami

When attacking the UPS store, one must utilize stealth

My mom fucked a cardboard cutout of David Hasselhoff and here I am today.

That's right, ladies. He's wearing boxers AND briefs.

I can't wait for the new HALO game either!!!

He's corrugated for her pleasure.

Michael Bay's budget for Transformers 3 was drastically reduced after investors watched "Revenge of the Fallen".

He's quite dangerous, provided you lack the ability to create fire or just sit on him

Today, on Cracked, they used my picture for their Craptions contest. F**k my likfe.

He tried to stop the terrorists...but alas, they had boxcutters, and took him down with no problem.

Not the box i was looking for.

Optimus Hobo

Post-recycled content: 25% Douchebag: 75%

A Boxwork Orange

If it rains, he'll be just another virgin wearing a bowler hat.

The Richest Homeless Man

WonderTwin Powers Activate! form of, FedEx overkill douche!

Beware the Auto-boxes

It simply would not be as classy without the bolar hat

Idiot. It's the Scarecrow who didn't have a brain.

Caution: the self-esteem contents of this box are quite fragile

The Cardboard Commando of Cardiff.

Prepare to be smashe-- OH SHIT ITS RAINING

He's fuckin' Ben Affleck.

The "cool" way to protect yourself from the swine flu.

At least s'pork was a lot more original than the 90 or so swine flu jokes...ass

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die... of embarassment!!!

Please don't rain.... Please don't rain....

Yes, but can it stop a bullet?

Now that's thinking inside the box

Dick in a box.

I'd take off the gas mask, Nigel. I mean, you wouldn't want to call attention to yourself or anything.

I remember Mega Man being cooler

George of the Jungle, meet Derek of the Driveway.

Here we have a dude wearing boxes...it is the very essence, raison-d'être, if you will, of the Craptions contest.

Joe Boxer

On the plus side, he has something to sleep in at night

My costume? It's "Bad Idea". Get it?

"More than meets the eye." "Well, what meets the eye is a guy in a cardboard robot." "Huh, OK then, it's exactly what meets the eye."

Boxman will beat you with his rhymes and scratch you up with his claws!

Optimus Swine is not as impressive as his counterpart. Just proving the point - Beast Wars sucks.