Frodeezy
Homeless man Charlie Phillips made history that day being the first man to ever wear his house.
Ometeotl
Michael Bay's budget for Transformers 3 was drastically reduced after investors watched "Revenge of the Fallen".
Ceveron
He's quite dangerous, provided you lack the ability to create fire or just sit on him
Mr.Excalibur
Today, on Cracked, they used my picture for their Craptions contest. F**k my likfe.
Kamikaze Phoenix
He tried to stop the terrorists...but alas, they had boxcutters, and took him down with no problem.
Diasdiem
At least s'pork was a lot more original than the 90 or so swine flu jokes...ass
Julius_Goat
I'd take off the gas mask, Nigel. I mean, you wouldn't want to call attention to yourself or anything.
Julius_Goat
"More than meets the eye." "Well, what meets the eye is a guy in a cardboard robot." "Huh, OK then, it's exactly what meets the eye."
Mr.Excalibur
Here we have a dude wearing boxes...it is the very essence, raison-d'être, if you will, of the Craptions contest.
bronana
Optimus Swine is not as impressive as his counterpart. Just proving the point - Beast Wars sucks.
Kamikaze Phoenix
I swear to god, you better stop bothering me about this! NO! WE CAN NOT SHIP YOU TO JAPAN! Now go home and find something more productive to do!
Mr.Excalibur
Listen Jim, I appreciate your effort, but I just don't think it'll stop bullets like Kevlar will.
Zangetsu
Billy Mays here! Have you ever wanted a halloween costume that doesn't cost over $30? Then 'Cheap home-ec project costumes' is the book for you!
Kamikaze Phoenix
Just wait until he paints it. THEN it's going to look cool. You'll see. You'll see...
Ceveron
Make this holloween one to remember when you disappoint your parents for the last time
Kamikaze Phoenix
Look at all that wasted advertisement space. This man is an idiot, and that's why he's broke.
Mr.Excalibur
Cardboard costume? Check. Cheesy mask? Check. Stupid looking dude? Check. Craptions Material? CHECK F*CKING PLUS!!!
Dustyk278
We can re-build him, we have the technology.....but we don't want to spend that much money.
noreport
He is ashamed of his ridiculous looking penis. (hint: it looks like a very small box)
Julius_Goat
Martha Stewart's outreach program has really improved the housing situation of crazy homeless people. No, they still live in cardboard boxes. But it's still better.
MrGingercrisp
The police's undercover investigation of the Decepticons is going swimmingly.
BlackFractal
Dammit! The next person who asks me if I "Wanna box?" is getting their tires slashed.
Pieter
Oh shit, there's Carol. Why do I only run into her when I'm wearing my bumming out clothes??
lc_ii
I can't believe 'Swine Flu Musical' lost to friggin 's'pork'. Cracked members should be ashamed of themselves.
Kamikaze Phoenix
With his MechaBox suit, he is fully protected against poisonous gas, and plastic scissors.
jeevesz
Whats with the mask? it's against toxic fumes like smoke--What like from fire? yeah im totally safe from fire..except you know the cardboard bit
Kamikaze Phoenix
It's a good thing he has his styrofoam missile covered up. No one wants to see that. Or the rest of it.
ChaseMitchell
Little did you know that the homeless were using your spare change to finance the cardboard exoskeletons they would one day use to take over the world.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Ok, I am sorry I criticized the modern rapper look. You were right and I was wrong. This is worse, and I would appreciate it if you change back now. Please.
RogersIB
Minumus Geometry did not fear anything. No, nothing at all. Well, perhaps he had a hint of fear that it might rain. But otherwise, absolutely fearless!
Backinblack
The only thing that could make this costume any cooler would be, well, a match.
iantendo
my dad used to call me a loser for being a single 37 year old working in a box factory... WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW OLD MAN?????
testpattern
Bitten by a radio active FedEx truck, MegaBox continued to fight injustice until he was arrested for "packing".
kengoldstein
Stanley Kubrick's Transformers adaptation never made it past the planning stages.
Truthiness
"Hey! Dont look at me, I just moved! I needed to do something with all these extra boxes I had lying around!"
Julius_Goat
Wiping his ass was impossible; after a while, he needed a mask to be able to deal with the smell.
klayb
what is it with cracked takeing every single picture in wierdo-palooza festival in canada?
klayb
hobomos-prime was in fact optimus long lost cousin but for some reason no one liked him...
WorstNameEver
"What the hell are you looking at? Keep walking bitch before I transform my foot into your ass."
Fawkes13
when you see a homeless guy this dedicated to panhandling, just give him a buck already....
biostout
Wow, I wouldn't have guessed the neighborhood homeless would get so festive this year...
Velvet-Crow
When Jimmy commented "wow, I'd like to get into that box," his genie mistook it as one of his wishes, and that by "box," what he really meant was vagina.
noreport
Some say Nicholas Cage is BOX office poison...but what happens when we put Nicholas Cage in boxes with a gas mask???
WorstNameEver
Bay in the Park was slightly less successful than Shakespeare in the Park.
jedthehumanoid
He's worried because he just saw his children get cut up and used to start a fire
RogersIB
He gazed across the field and his eyes filled with terror as he realized that this was a dog park.
ElHuerta
Not surprisingly, he can transform into a pallet of cardboard boxes. Even less surprising is, that the other autocons keep him at rear on supply dump.
Backinblack
Man I gotta pee bad... can't use the ladies room, nor the men's room, and there is no sign of the FREAKIN' LOSER'S ROOM either!
Backinblack
Hi, I'm a Mac.... and I'm a PC... and I'm the box they came in.... and by came, I mean delivered in, not actually "came" in...
iantendo
ok so I understand the appeal of a cardboard mech suit but what's with the cardboard underwear?
iantendo
was it really worth all that effort just to get frontpaged on Digg for 2 hours?
captainHamsack
"At least I'll be safe at the Rammstein concert.... WHAT?? They use pyrotechnics?? Shit..."
Blancgab
The box it came in was actually for a chair from Ikea. This was easier to assemble so he rolled with it.
mark93
anyone noticed its the same people who get the craption again and again and again?
Kamikaze Phoenix
Now I get the nature of penis. This man is a penis because he's dressed as a robot penis, and wearing cardboard made by a penis. How it involves his actual penis, I don't know, and don't want to know.
Lightforge
After the indictments and budget cuts, Stryker's Weapon XII ended up a disappointment.
VampiressMiharu
These CRAPtions have made me sadz D:. No dick/Transformers jokes here so move it along. Nothing to see here. Nope.
DocBrosnan
s’pork woulda been a lot funnier, had there been a spoon in the image…douche.
sarahbella
Charlie Chapman's cane and top hat weren't getting enough laughs so he decided to spice up his outfit for his comedy routine
kcs316
How is this not some Japanese guy, tentacle raping someone?? Its got every other element otherwise.
superjaded
He just needs to scrawl "Will work for food" on the front, and his "hobot" costume will be complete.
kane7734
that last craption shoulda been called the "knork" (knife and fork not spoon!!!)
Kamikaze Phoenix
Using the word penis WELL: "This man was arrested for fondling his cardboard penis outside the art store." is actually better than just being first. Also, penis.
zachstaska
A Transformer made of cardboard? Nope...still more threatening than Soundwave.
hammahamma
OK, now the whole transformers idea is just geting lame. The don't have oxygen masks, c'mon!
thisisme_ari
His attempt at shielding his genitals from the US missile defense system wasn't very effective to say the least.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Water ruins most robots, and this is no exception. Go ahead, turn on the fire hose!
Wackbeard
And he was all like "Transform and Roll Out" and i was like my posse rolls deep you aint nothing but posers...and then he brought hose out on us.
Kamikaze Phoenix
If you are embarrassed, it might have been smart to put on some cardboard pants before you ran outside with your cardboard robot dick waving everywhere.
noreport
Remember when you were the only one that dressed up for halloween? Whole new level right here.
Backinblack
Is that a roll of paper towels in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
HMS_Ford
In the days of old, when knights were bold, and armor wasn't invented. They used a box to cover their cock, with a back that could be vented.
fkafl
If your first thought wasn't of a relavent mathematical formula, then please tell me what sex is.
Upfish
The great rubber shortage of '72 really put a damper on Japanese giant monster movies.
ChriszeHitman
Who would thought that the dumpster had such a cool halloween costume? ... Wait a minute... what's that smell...?
m1911lvr
Sam: OPtimus are you sure this suit will protect my junk from Megatron Optimus: Sam you are Earths only hope you must be brave now Sam:....wtf that doesn't answer my question
woodeye
IKEA worship teaches us that when you die you are taken apart and properly re-assembled. So sayeth the INSTRUCTIONS, amen.
speedius
Gas masks are always an accessory must when you rock the carboard superhero costume.
ScottAldridge
After seeing the Treeman on the Discovery channel, Boxman left the house for the first time in year, unaware that the atmosphere was still the same.
Cynicalscythe
After finally blowing all his money on special effects, Micheal Bay has to improvise for Transformers: Household Menace.
silentscream
''This guy must have really been CARD-BORED'' Seriously people!! 28 votes for THAT.
docgonzo2009
paranoia set in after his families 27th crotch shot submission to AFV in hopes of winning the $100,000 grand prize.
OvaltinePatrol
In another universe Tony Stark was kidnapped by an evil paper mill tycoon.
Zangetsu
A version of 'Transformers' with a much lower special effects budget... I think it's unsettling!
spectre_vampire
Looks like that live-action "Reboot" movie is finally gonna get made. Sweet!
bdadz
"Oh no, someone came dressed as Cheetara to this thing. Can't... contain... raging erection!"
BillWilliams
Please help me here. I can't think of anything. UPS cuts out the middle man: The Big Brown Truck.
Zangetsu
Finally, scientists managed to merge a pro-recycling and anti-aids commercial in to one incredible picture!
RobertJSawyer
Sadly, the later TRANSFORMERS movies suffered from increasingly smaller budgets.
bdadz
Fed up of living on the streets, hobos have now put their cardboard boxes to better use.
MrJack1991
The picture is changed everyday at 3:00 P.M. (Eastern Pacific Time) Hurrah! Now I will get more votes than ever! Oh, he looks board.
JonDyer1988
Some said it could never happen, some said it was all a conspiracy, coming this summer.... The British are coming 2.0...
Wackbeard
Optimus Primes cousin posing for his new album "I was a British Bowler Bearing Beat Boxer...GaSMask"
Wackbeard
Optimus Primatech Paper and Cardboard, ask Noah Bennet about our low low prices!
Fawkes13
do you think someone should tell this guy if you're wearing a gas mask, the carboard suit isn't going to help save you.....?
dustandair
Good thing I remembered to tape the flashlights to my bowler hat, otherwise I'd look weird.
jedthehumanoid
He's keeping an eye on that guy dressed as a clown with his stupid seltzer bottle
zero82
"Gee, mom. Where are you? It's getting late and I'm cold. Here comes the minivan! Oh wait.. no. It's just another truck..."
RogersIB
He took it on faith when Dylan said, "Everybody must get stoned". The outfit was his own idea.
RogersIB
"Um, like you are wearing boxes!" ~ "Yes, I said in my profile that I was boxy." ~ "Well, yeah you did. But I thought it was a typo, I assumed you meant foxy."
papajon0s1
This just in: Megan Fox is still not impressed and still won't have sex with you.
fascistBunny
Tragically, he couldn't exit his elaborate costume quickly enough at the restroom.
BillyZRay
Paramount Pictures decided that for the third Transformers movie, they would see how shitty a film Michael Bay could make with a limited budget.
BlackFractal
Alas, poor Cardboardicus didn't get much recognition like the other Autobots what with his only other form being a piss receptacle for the homeless.
Mordor
He's afraid of someone kicking him in the nuts, but he doesn't mind if someone sets him on fire.
Pieter
Damn, if I knew you guys were gonna start up a football game, I would have worn something lighter!
CamarilloBrillo
It's the cardboard Y-fronts that are the real crowning glory of this masterpiece....
ArtyMorty
After Spending most of the funds for building a powered exoskeleton in Strip clubs remained only this...
Celes.meh
Thank god they got a better budget for the movie... you should have seen the cars...
Semyaza
An "in development" screen of the new Mechwarrior game indicates that players must level-up their gear from the start.
toanoradian
But every time, somehow every time somehow/Everytime I lose/I can't defeat Box Man/No matter how much I try to take him seriously
tubbyninja
What the Polish version of Transformers lacked in production values it made up for in style.
pinball_wizard
In an effort to cut costs, the producers of the upcoming iron man sequel gave the costume design team a very limited budget.
aenema13
Sometimes it's better to just pay the 19.99 for the official transformers outfit.
Will_WW
Tony Starks' retarded little brother had to make due with the hand God dealt him.
JKGallagher
I think this needs to be added to Cracked's list of Halloween costumes that will earn you a beating...
Saz
What do you get if you cross a rapper, a transformer and a generic character from Mortal combat? Merchandise, that's what!
lynnkeefe
The Swine Flu Protection Apparatus, although bulky, proves to be rather effective at keeping the infected, amongst others, away.
paulg
Optimus Prime's twin brother Hannibal Lecter Prime was one of the original Transformer Autobots,but switched to the decepticons after being teased about his looks.
hoodieninja4
Autobots lets roll...our shopping carts filled with can to the recycling center!!
hoodieninja4
"Autobots lets roll... our shopping cart filled with cans to the recycling center!"
killedforless
Why was I programmed to give off toxic gas from my urethra... probably the same reason I was programed to feel pain!
Miriku
"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the nearest little cardboard robot's room is?"
BenAnderson
...Andy felt holding it in would be much less embarrassing. He was mistaken.
tstoecker
Everybody had called Joe nuts when he took the job, but today was proof that being Bowser's personal taxidermist was the right career move.
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