Other Craptions

Swine Flu "The Musical"

In Soviet Russia, pork eats YOU!

You know what, I think I'll just have a salad.

That will do pig, that will do.

what on earth does a store called "the hop poles" sell?

Door to door knife salesman is one of the best jobs in Japan with only a 35% chance of tentacle rape in the workplace.

Tim Burton's Beauty and the Beast

Because the dish ran away with the spoon, that's why.

Silence of the Hams

"Hi. I'm the OTHER other white meat."

Don't get excited, boys. She only dates cops.

that's hot

This little piggie went to hell.

Thanks to a typo, "Sow VI" is coming this Halloween

If you can't think of anything, don't feel bad. Each year thousands of people are diagnosed with "Obvious Pun Syndrome". Seriously, your cash donation will help fight this dreadful disease.

The last person that made fun of Betty's socks and sandals combination was mauled by a pack of wild boars!

Tekken 6 is weirder than you thought.

Swiney Todd

TWO "pork eats you" entries are doing well! Lets all give ourselves a good pat on the back people!

come eat at "the hop poles"!!!! fuck that..

I knew someday that fetal pig I dissected in Freshman Biology class was going to come back for revenge...

Lady Gaga really needs to stop

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Only the kosher will be spared.

Ooh nice apple print blouse! How much... for it? The blouse. With apples. I want it...bad.

I for one welcome our new pork overlords

OOGALA BOOGALA WATER BONG DUDE!!!

They say you should never watch laws or sausage being made. And now we know why.

Tim Burtons, The swine flu before christmas

Half-Assed Muppets, Trees with wood, Shitty Robots and a Fucked up Pie. Did Uwe Bolle buy Cracked.com?

Tim Burton's Charlotte's Web

Who would have thought I'm only fifteen and already at my age, I get to see this rad pic!

There is no spoon.

Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Revenge

I've never been to this restaurant; can I see a men -- AAAAAHHH!

Sure, Maggie's costume was funny, but it was still no defense against breaking 10 violations of the Homeland Securities Act.

I am Boar..D with this..

tired of reading all the lame cookie cutter craptions much?

I'd give her a good porking.

Little miss piggy hit rock bottom

Okay, okay, Lady Gaga. You will not conform, we get it. Shit.

Prepare to be buried by swine flu jokes

She wants to get forked. Does that make you hungry or horny?

Insert Elton John joke here:_________________________________________________

Tillie was only One Degree separated from Kevin Bacon, yet she could have been standing on the far side of the moon in his eyes.

The next little pig built his house out of meat. Didn't smell too good.

After Charlotte's death, Wilbur was looking for vengeance.

If a pig loses it's voice, is it 'disgruntled'?

Charlotte's Web 2: Judgment Day